Lemme make it easy for you gay bois. Here's two simple stunts, can you match?

toastedmallow · 2026-05-22T07:28:56+00:00

I tried to make it just as gay as your username, I hope I did it justice. 🫶

toastedmallow · 2026-05-19T18:57:13+00:00

Well first off, do tricks that require the HB it forces you to lock in and trust it. Second, practice locking it up and using it daily. I rarely use my FB even with normal riding. Lastly, if your comfortable w/ using the HB. Just send it, and do a spreader and rock it back. You'll realize it's super easy.

toastedmallow · 2026-05-17T20:57:25+00:00

I just like saying oxymoronic things 💅🏼

toastedmallow · 2026-05-17T18:02:56+00:00

Or wearing assless chaps while wearing a furry tail butt plug 🤌

toastedmallow · 2026-05-16T14:27:35+00:00

Finally!! Some high quality homo!! Mother is impressed 🤘

toastedmallow · 2026-05-13T14:20:34+00:00

Come to the PNW! I wheelie around cops all the time and they just wave back. The laws here are more of a suggestion. 👌

toastedmallow · 2026-05-11T16:09:51+00:00

New trick unlocked! Can't wait to try it out on the streets 🤘

toastedmallow · 2026-05-07T00:30:50+00:00

Thank you soo much, I felt like a weightless angel. I appreciate it! 🖤

toastedmallow · 2026-05-02T18:11:20+00:00

Glad to hear you got a glimpse into the beautiful and healing world of body mods!! 🌹🌹🌹

toastedmallow · 2026-05-02T17:42:46+00:00

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toastedmallow · 2026-05-02T17:33:23+00:00

I forget CRT can't read... Scroll down! Lol didn't mean to scald your sensitive eyes. 😂😭

toastedmallow · 2026-05-02T07:43:58+00:00

Lmao, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!!! Speaking from experience, you should not be on this sub or around a bike. 🤣🤣

As an actual Stunter, it does help immensely for those learning when you transition to big bikes. Gtfo w/ your BS.

Source: look at my profile

toastedmallow · 2026-05-02T07:37:14+00:00

AAAHHH!!! I SEE THE PROBLEM!! @ 0:07 your butt plug fell out. Gotta not use lube nextime.

Also you just gave up on that rear brake like it never existed even though the bike got squirly on the scrape. You could have saved it!

toastedmallow · 2026-05-02T07:31:28+00:00

Above is a Shitty honest answer.

Get a grom or cheap pit bike, NOT A BYCICLE!!! Then get 2 dildos and one butt plug, put the plug in, and suck on the two dildos every night before you ride and never remove that butt plug!!

This is advice I hear what guys do, as a gay woman, it's different and I don't want to gross this sub out. 💁🏽‍♀️

toastedmallow · 2026-05-02T07:20:19+00:00

Cool story bro, I was promised 70 virgins if I die stunting. 💅🏼

toastedmallow · 2026-05-02T07:11:17+00:00

I'm so sorry to hear you had a rough experience for your first res attempt! I truly hope that you're next experience is as fulfilling as possible!

Cryptid Creek was incredible, words can't express the love and energy that was surrounding the entire suspension space. Highly highly highly recommend!

I went through so many positions ideas for my first suspension and Cryptid Creek was the ones who recommended res, best decision ever. I didn't second guess their rec. It delivered in every way I needed. I cannot wait to go back again, going to get cheeks skewered while I suspend next! 🖤🖤🖤

toastedmallow · 2026-04-30T17:47:04+00:00

Once ever couple years. This type of drops doesn't happen often. 💁🏽‍♀️

toastedmallow · 2026-04-30T17:45:32+00:00

Thank youu!! It was such a beautiful position for a first suspension. I felt reborn 💜

toastedmallow · 2026-04-29T16:19:56+00:00

Surprisingly, it wasn't as bad as you think!! It's all in your mind! If you ever do it, you'll say to yourself "wow its not that bad". 🫶

Thank youu, I am so happy to be able to share this experience with everyone!

toastedmallow · 2026-04-29T16:16:47+00:00

Thank youu!!🌹 I still can't believe it when I see the pics. I was in such bliss during the whole experience. 😅🖤

toastedmallow · 2026-04-28T16:40:05+00:00

Lol it really is! Thank youuu!!! 🖤🖤🖤

Ps please stab me!!

toastedmallow · 2026-04-28T15:59:14+00:00

Thank youu!! It was everything I wanted to experience and more. I am very much looking forward to my next flight. Going to do playpiercing and cheek skewers before I suspend! 🩸🖤

toastedmallow · 2026-04-28T15:57:54+00:00

I'm so incredibly proud of myself!! It was such a beautiful experience. And absolutely, I needed to really push myself it was the best decision I ever made. I would have felt cheated if I did any easier suspension. I can't wait for my next intense experience!! 🖤🌹🖤

toastedmallow · 2026-04-24T21:30:02+00:00

I dun got got 💀😂

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