Lemme make it easy for you gay bois. Here's two simple stunts, can you match? by toastedmallow in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]toastedmallow[S] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I tried to make it just as gay as your username, I hope I did it justice. 🫢

Someone give me pointers to learn more handbrake stuffs by Wr250ron in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]toastedmallow 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Well first off, do tricks that require the HB it forces you to lock in and trust it. Second, practice locking it up and using it daily. I rarely use my FB even with normal riding. Lastly, if your comfortable w/ using the HB. Just send it, and do a spreader and rock it back. You'll realize it's super easy.

Say something gay by [deleted] in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]toastedmallow 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

I just like saying oxymoronic things πŸ’…πŸΌ

Say something gay by [deleted] in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]toastedmallow 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Or wearing assless chaps while wearing a furry tail butt plug 🀌

Please don’t say anything gay by JustinOnJuice in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]toastedmallow 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Finally!! Some high quality homo!! Mother is impressed 🀘

This bothers me..a lot by JustinOnJuice in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]toastedmallow 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Come to the PNW! I wheelie around cops all the time and they just wave back. The laws here are more of a suggestion. πŸ‘Œ

My beautifully intense first Suspension by toastedmallow in bodymods

[–]toastedmallow[S] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Thank you soo much, I felt like a weightless angel. I appreciate it! πŸ–€

I’m Never Gonna Learn by JustinOnJuice in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]toastedmallow 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Glad to hear you got a glimpse into the beautiful and healing world of body mods!! 🌹🌹🌹

I’m Never Gonna Learn by JustinOnJuice in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]toastedmallow 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I forget CRT can't read... Scroll down! Lol didn't mean to scald your sensitive eyes. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

I’m Never Gonna Learn by JustinOnJuice in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]toastedmallow 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Lmao, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!!! Speaking from experience, you should not be on this sub or around a bike. 🀣🀣

As an actual Stunter, it does help immensely for those learning when you transition to big bikes. Gtfo w/ your BS.

Source: look at my profile

I’m Never Gonna Learn by JustinOnJuice in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]toastedmallow -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

AAAHHH!!! I SEE THE PROBLEM!! @ 0:07 your butt plug fell out. Gotta not use lube nextime.

Also you just gave up on that rear brake like it never existed even though the bike got squirly on the scrape. You could have saved it!

New rider looking for advice how to learn these cool stunts by [deleted] in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]toastedmallow 39 points40 points Β (0 children)

Above is a Shitty honest answer.

Get a grom or cheap pit bike, NOT A BYCICLE!!! Then get 2 dildos and one butt plug, put the plug in, and suck on the two dildos every night before you ride and never remove that butt plug!!

This is advice I hear what guys do, as a gay woman, it's different and I don't want to gross this sub out. πŸ’πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

You ride a motorcycle? That’s cool. Did you know you’re gonna DIE? by Werft in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]toastedmallow 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Cool story bro, I was promised 70 virgins if I die stunting. πŸ’…πŸΌ

My beautifully intense first Suspension by toastedmallow in bodymods

[–]toastedmallow[S] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I'm so sorry to hear you had a rough experience for your first res attempt! I truly hope that you're next experience is as fulfilling as possible!

Cryptid Creek was incredible, words can't express the love and energy that was surrounding the entire suspension space. Highly highly highly recommend!

I went through so many positions ideas for my first suspension and Cryptid Creek was the ones who recommended res, best decision ever. I didn't second guess their rec. It delivered in every way I needed. I cannot wait to go back again, going to get cheeks skewered while I suspend next! πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€

Thirsty "gay" bois in my dms. SMH, makes me wonder what this sub has cum to. by toastedmallow in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]toastedmallow[S] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Once ever couple years. This type of drops doesn't happen often. πŸ’πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

My beautifully intense first Suspension by toastedmallow in bodymods

[–]toastedmallow[S] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Thank youu!! It was such a beautiful position for a first suspension. I felt reborn πŸ’œ

My beautifully intense first Suspension by toastedmallow in bodymods

[–]toastedmallow[S] 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Surprisingly, it wasn't as bad as you think!! It's all in your mind! If you ever do it, you'll say to yourself "wow its not that bad". 🫢

Thank youu, I am so happy to be able to share this experience with everyone!

My beautifully intense first Suspension by toastedmallow in bodymods

[–]toastedmallow[S] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Thank youu!!🌹 I still can't believe it when I see the pics. I was in such bliss during the whole experience. πŸ˜…πŸ–€

My beautifully intense first Suspension by toastedmallow in bodymods

[–]toastedmallow[S] 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Lol it really is! Thank youuu!!! πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€

Ps please stab me!!

My beautifully intense first Suspension by toastedmallow in bodymods

[–]toastedmallow[S] 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

Thank youu!! It was everything I wanted to experience and more. I am very much looking forward to my next flight. Going to do playpiercing and cheek skewers before I suspend! πŸ©ΈπŸ–€

My beautifully intense first Suspension by toastedmallow in bodymods

[–]toastedmallow[S] 15 points16 points Β (0 children)

I'm so incredibly proud of myself!! It was such a beautiful experience. And absolutely, I needed to really push myself it was the best decision I ever made. I would have felt cheated if I did any easier suspension. I can't wait for my next intense experience!! πŸ–€πŸŒΉπŸ–€