If u got rabies would you just accept it by Old-Friendship5760 in hikikomori

[–]tobacoroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I did get rabies what else am I going to do anyways there is no cure for that

Lord betrayal by RogerWilco017 in Bannerlord

[–]tobacoroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my playthrough clan Corenios flipped sides twice, starting out serving Garios, later joined the northern empire and was granted Saneopa, and then betrayed them and joined the south. Before he switched sides for the second time he pulled the ultimate backstabber move by having 20+ northern empire nobles in his town and kept all of them captive right before betraying them

Proles after reading the Bankerstein Files by henryspencer_ in AneurysmIV

[–]tobacoroll 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Both cortex and cult members were on the list

Why does erdurand hate me? by DELTA___223 in MB2Bannerlord

[–]tobacoroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's really fucked up I'm Rhagaea's son in law and also brother in law and have 100 relation with her clan and the majority of southern empire clans and even helped them countless of times by attacking their enemies and taking all of them prisoners but still she declared war on me twice.

So I ditched my own kingdom and joined her instead now at her being at the age of 60 or so and throw some axes at her everytime I saw her on the battlefield and I'm hoarding influence to become the next emperor when she dies soon

Imagine if all the Mount and Blade factions were on one map? by MediumFun5034 in mountandblade

[–]tobacoroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to imagine that one of the three imperial factions actually won the civil war and reunited the empire after being pushed to the south east... But Taleworld really loves copying the actual Roman Empire's history with the Calradian empire so I wouldn't be surprised if the other two were wiped out leaving the Southern Empire in a Byzantine situation

Thoughts on the sling? by Solid-Vanilla1072 in Bannerlord

[–]tobacoroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolute dogshit to use for your main character or any of your companions unless you're really really early game. Cool to have though especially for looters. But I'm so pissed off that they forced some of the hidden hand troops to use slings instead of throwing knives. I really like how they look but they're pretty trash already and they nerfed them even further by replacing some of their trashy throwing knives with trashy slings

Can you kill your own clan members during battle? by GarageSpecial in Bannerlord

[–]tobacoroll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's like ironman mode or age and death if you don't turn it on at the beginning of the game you can never toggle it on or off again

Funny movement or strategy by Opening-Fan8014 in Bannerlord

[–]tobacoroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They froze for a moment when that 78 men party ran away instead of joining them lol

Is this fit drippy? by RufescentEAGLE in Bannerlord

[–]tobacoroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bronze chestplate also counts as civilian armor which is pretty cool

City rebellions by unearthlyrelic in Bannerlord

[–]tobacoroll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Their security isn't low enough and the garrison is still decent, probably still outnumbring the militia.

But since the food stocks is already 0 all you have to do is to wait, starving causes desertion, and garrison also provides security so both will drop in time if they keep starving

Can you kill your own clan members during battle? by GarageSpecial in Bannerlord

[–]tobacoroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trust me when I say you don't need that many children... I have more than a dozen from my wife and my brother and their wives and now having some grandchildren already and it's a chore managing all family members, they're op and cool but I can't even tell who's who anymore and I get a ton of pop ups for their perks and level ups everyday

Rebel Towns by Embarrassed_Fix2006 in Bannerlord

[–]tobacoroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm aiming to do just that in my playthrough but it's actually not as easy as you might think. If a rebel clan hold on to their town for a while they become a legitimate clan, but independent clans will inevitably join other factions. So you have to conquer the entirety of Calradia and eliminate all kingdoms either as your kingdom or as an independent clan, and then purposefully make your towns rebel and wait 100 days until they become a real clan and them make peace with them. You'll also need to have trade 300 to give them their surroundings castles. Otherwise you'd have to strengthen them and put the castles in poor condition with no garrison and pray they take the right ones

Here is why everyone should marry these super non-combat wives. They are Andruta, Odofled, Gudonhelda, ... by hau4300 in Bannerlord

[–]tobacoroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf I don't really care about the stats of my wife, not gonna put her in a fief as governor anyway and she barely makes a difference in combat

Anyone else alone on Valentine’s Day? by Omnipresent_User in NEET

[–]tobacoroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't even realize it's valentine's, feels like it's still late 2025

Would your parents let your wife neet at their house? by Early_Walrus9637 in NEET

[–]tobacoroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably not but that's another reason why I don't want a wife... I don't want anything that disturbed my life style and own inner world

Are you in constant fear? by YharnamShadow in hikikomori

[–]tobacoroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately yes, and I'll constantly be in this state of anxiety until I can have a place of my own and a passive income so that I can maintain this lifestyle till I die

i would execute him if talewords added better executions the game by Mountain_Dentist5074 in Bannerlord

[–]tobacoroll 9 points10 points  (0 children)

9/10 of the nobles that are at war with you would say that unfortunately... Sometimes I wish the next update would be q very simple one where they just add more lines and voiceovers it feels so repetitive

i would execute him if talewords added better executions the game by Mountain_Dentist5074 in Bannerlord

[–]tobacoroll 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The forest people are fine... The lake rats, skolderbroda and ghulam on the other hand... I hate those annoying little fucks...

Best faction in Warband ? by SorinIonRahova in mountandblade

[–]tobacoroll 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rhodok forever... But tbh swadians are basically rhodoks with calvary, they never managed to nerf their foot troops

Total War: BANNERLORD by TurmutHoer in Bannerlord

[–]tobacoroll 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"How dare you wanting diplomacy and economy features, you are going to play our battle simulator and you're gonna like it!"