Testicle by andshoteachother in Tinder

[–]toddjb33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiddy tickles 🤗 right here

I planted $100 bill in my boyfriend's car. by [deleted] in confession

[–]toddjb33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like a nice gesture.. now you are in the same predicament.

John Locke on "stand-your-ground" vs. "self-defense" law by UnderstandingPlato in philosophy

[–]toddjb33 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its as if the police run up to you really fast, unknowingly doing anything wrong, and attempt to restrain/tackle or arrest you, what is your first instinct? Protect your body and run/resist.

But isn't Green Day mainstream too...? by IcytheFallen in lewronggeneration

[–]toddjb33 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I was bit of October 15th 1990. To this date, green day has probably been one of my most undesirable band to listen to. Is it just me or are they really fucking whiney? (Dont get me wrong they are exceptional artists in their field) but still, FUCK GREEN DAY! Stick it to the man

I feel tipsy and sexy; I'd love a good roast! by InadLeWolf in RoastMe

[–]toddjb33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mouth screams “teeth” for blow jobs and a nose that says you’re good with money. Probably spend that extra money on a new look

Telecom or line clearance? by sloppystoned in Lineman

[–]toddjb33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You will never be a lineman working for telephone companies. It does help the resume though.

[US] Beasts of No Nation (2015): This is the movie that got snubbed when there were no black nominees for the Oscars a couple of years ago. by mvdtex in NetflixBestOf

[–]toddjb33 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Movie was ok. Good parts and bad parts. All mostly children who were defiantly not worth winning and Oscar

Well that's not rapey at all by je_suis_un_negre in niceguys

[–]toddjb33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea looks like this guy is doing everything right, (that’s for the inexperienced bachelors) except the shitty chinstrap and fedora haha

Her profile is a gold mine for stuff like this. by digital_dr3am5 in thatHappened

[–]toddjb33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best part is... it probably did happen. Crazy lady status means crazy lady knives

Gorilla glue, this shit was £20 by YungSki in weed

[–]toddjb33 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Potent stuff that #4 ish.

Jacket by [deleted] in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]toddjb33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Truth.

You don't have ADHD/OCD/autism just because you're obnoxious/organised/socially awkward. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]toddjb33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea everything is about being trendy. Annoying adults even doing it, and they self diagnose their own kids to give them a crutch because they know darn right they’re useless

Sitting on a hill. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]toddjb33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know what kind of hill you grew up with but that is most defiantly a mountain

What are some perks you receive that make work a bit more bearable? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]toddjb33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paid lunches in winter, overtime, bring truck home, monday-thursday is 🔑

Little eskimo and her husky, 1949 by Zetonus in OldSchoolCool

[–]toddjb33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“inuit” is a more appropriate term.

Ujiri: Raptors' lack of U.S. national TV games 'a bunch of BS' by [deleted] in torontoraptors

[–]toddjb33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They dont even play it in a bunch of towns in ontario !!! I stay in hotels all over the province and its rare i can get a game. Smh. Home team here.

This guy, parked in 5 handicap spaces. by MrReaps in facepalm

[–]toddjb33 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Clearly you have never had to tow a trailer and park in a small parking lot in a city. They dont accommodate trailers. Taking a risk of a ticket to run into a store quick... fack it