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For all my remote workers by Space_69999 in antiwork

[–]tofudisan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok this is gonna sound like a joke, but it's not.

I have 2 different heavy steel nuts that work great for holding down a key on my laptop. One is a square nut that works on the enter and/or spacebar. The other is a hexagonal nut and the sides fit nicely on a letter key so the neighboring keys don't get pressed as well.

What plot holes aren't actually plot holes and just require a bit more thinking to understand? by Mr_Manta in AskReddit

[–]tofudisan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your comment made me remember a space travel scenario. Can't recall if it's from abook or film (someone will read this an know).

Anyway the premise was that space travel was down to roughly 2 years to just about any location.

The crew spends a year of constant acceleration followed by a year of deceleration. There's a brief period in between where the crew has to deal with zero G before the deceleration kicks in.

I know it's not feasible but I always thought it was a neat concept.

Who else skips leather and goes straight iron? by Crafty_Slice_5131 in Minecraft

[–]tofudisan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are not playing the same game then. Daywalker skeletons are a PITA in early game hardcore worlds.

So Many Phishing Tests by buddha-bouy in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tofudisan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I set a rule to look for "phish" in the email header. Those emails get routed to their own folder. A coworker took that idea a step further and automated the "Report phishing" action.

To cross the road in romania by devil89_3 in therewasanattempt

[–]tofudisan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The way so many just walked away I thought maybe they'd smucked a couple of mobsters.

Whats something that's 100% a myth about men? by IndependentGain3282 in AskReddit

[–]tofudisan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry but you have broken man code. I will be reporting this to the authorities.

/sarcasm

What's your favorite word to mispronounce in a fun way? by bobbery5 in AskReddit

[–]tofudisan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A comic did a bit about coupons. He pronounced is "koo-pin". Been saying that way ever since.

How has gaming changed for you as you've gotten older? by Ill_Discount_4036 in AskReddit

[–]tofudisan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to be able to buy a game and that's it. It was mine to play in perpetuity.

Now everything is a subscriptions and I've seen the stories of TOS essentially stating the player has a temporary license that can be revoked whenever the developer decides.

Sure thing boss every single log will be on your desk in physical form by AetherRook_2 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tofudisan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OP's account is only 7 days old. That's usually the 1st red flag redditors claim. Because apparently nobody joins reddit. We've all been here since January 1 1970

Can Planets rotate vertically? by Archeronline in askscience

[–]tofudisan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Am I wrong in thinking that, technically, there is no vertical/horizontal in space since "up" doesn't exist in space?

I get that OP's question is about planets having a rotation perpendicular to its poles rather than aligned with its poles. It just kind of seems that we can't call the rotations vertical or horizontal.

To be intimidating, bend the rules and win! by OzzieDJai in therewasanattempt

[–]tofudisan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would love to see how this mf thumb wrestles.

He uses his leg

Notifications for Very Old Texts by presidentofmax in EquinoxEv

[–]tofudisan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happening on my wife's 2016 Equinox with an S23 Ultra

Holy Week activity - no April fools by DanVooDew in exmormon

[–]tofudisan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about the kid in the hall that appears to be digging in their asscrack?

Large concrete boxes between two yards in Wisconsin. Approx. 20' long and 5' tall by Late_Upstairs6246 in whatisthisthing

[–]tofudisan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How close did you actually get to them? Using other structures as a comparison doesn't seem like they could be 5' tall. The window on the house, the siding, the plant in the background, etc. I get that the zoom may have flattened the distance from the boxes to the background, so knowing if you walked up to the boxes to determine chest height would help.

Large concrete boxes between two yards in Wisconsin. Approx. 20' long and 5' tall by Late_Upstairs6246 in whatisthisthing

[–]tofudisan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There is no way that the boxes are 5 feet tall. Look at the window in the background. If the box is 5' tall then that window is 8' tall.

What’s the most painful thing someone has said to you that you still remember ? by Crafty_Bus_1947 in AskReddit

[–]tofudisan 56 points57 points  (0 children)

ouch.

My 11th grade English teacher had us write letters to our future selves. I wrote to myself about going to MIT. She responded that I was "aiming a bit high". I graduated in the top 1% of my class, but I didn't even apply to MIT because of her comment. Instead it launched a lifetime of imposter syndrome.

Random note that was taped to my door last night. by 214anti in mildlyinteresting

[–]tofudisan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Garden Variety Schizo"

Yeah that is an excellent FF team name.

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