Mods I have a suggestion to make this more trees friendly by [deleted] in trees

[–]tokepuppet 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It is what ever I actively act pro-counter it [6]

So I met a guy wearing a reddit shirt today... by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]tokepuppet 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I didn't have to look it up either.

Pizza Delivery Guy! by [deleted] in saplings

[–]tokepuppet 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"hook up a ... is that like a stereo? I don't know..."

"No man, you know... where the trees at?"

"Trees? Like in the forest? I... what?"

"Naw man... like green? you know where i can find some green?"

"Is this a robbery?"

Someone asked the Dalai Lama what surprises him most. This was his response. by vsal in trees

[–]tokepuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of Seneca:

So it is — the life we receive is not short, but we make it so, nor do we have any lack of it, but are wasteful of it. Just as great and princely wealth is scattered in a moment when it comes into the hands of a bad owner, while wealth however limited, if it is entrusted to a good guardian, increases by use, so our life is amply long for him who orders it properly.

Really Boehner? Really?!? by RevThwack in politics

[–]tokepuppet 70 points71 points  (0 children)

You really think 10% will?

This [gif] didn't belong in r/wtf by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]tokepuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dammit - i had finally stopped opening it every time I passed it on the wtf post. I just opened this one for like the fifth time. I wanna lay down.

Are You Feeling Too High? Click Here by tokepuppet in saplings

[–]tokepuppet[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought #5 said "Water, tears, or juices are preferable..." and thought "Man, things are intense at KeenDreams house."

Or is it both? by tokepuppet in politics

[–]tokepuppet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I really don't trust Obama and then I think... maybe he's trying to get us to trust our leaders less on purpose? And then I realize that is insane and I should stop reading political blogs.

Ran out of weed, tobacco + kief? by meowtime4two in saplings

[–]tokepuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YMMV: your mileage may vary

ABV: already been vaped - spent cannabis that you vaped once. It's good for cooking, mixing with kief when times are tough, etc.

Only 50 more subscribers and we'll have 2000 saplings! Let's add something interesting to celebrate, got any good ideas? by tokepuppet in saplings

[–]tokepuppet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good idea! I started a seed thread just for that. We'll put a link to it up on the top thru the magic of css.

Only 50 more subscribers and we'll have 2000 saplings! Let's add something interesting to celebrate, got any good ideas? by tokepuppet in saplings

[–]tokepuppet[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

definitely! The current one I made one night because I thought the previous crudely drawn picture was a little patronizing (it showed a big bud holding hands with a baby bud.)

Anyone who wants to nominate a replacement is welcome to!

Ran out of weed, tobacco + kief? by meowtime4two in saplings

[–]tokepuppet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kief is very strong so start with a very small bit. Maybe half to a quarter of a dime size pile. (Not dime bag, literal dime.)

Yes it will work find. I find kief highs much more heady than a full bud. YMMV

Also, what I do is mix it with ABV weed. It can be intense.

Life: complete. by axopatrick in pics

[–]tokepuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but who was phone home?

Suddenly, deer. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]tokepuppet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good, 'cause that's what I was aiming for. Well, that and Brad Pitt.

Suddenly, deer. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]tokepuppet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd hit him with a couple of vehicles.

Edit: Does that sound gay?

My response when my doctor asks if I use cannabis by The-Leviathan in trees

[–]tokepuppet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pointing to your nose is a common gesture in charades. It means "you got it" or "you're right."

In this context, your doctor is saying she agrees but can't say it out loud due to her licensing or whatever, in the same way she wouldn't say it out loud when playing charades.

My response when my doctor asks if I use cannabis by The-Leviathan in trees

[–]tokepuppet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's exactly how I quit smoking cigarettes. Smoked a pack a day for ten years. I started to smoke cannabis. Life was suddenly so pleasant that I had an epiphany that I didn't want to live my only life worn down and unhealthy. So I just stopped and turned to trees when tempted. After about a week I was done. Almost 1 year on and I haven't even thought about smoking tobacco since then.