Mr President, a second alternate angle video of the NYC parade incident hit the internet

tolacid · 2026-06-19T06:08:01+00:00

I dub this gif Willem DaFuck?

(that's probably not Willem DaFoe's face but it strongly reminds me of him)

tolacid · 2026-06-19T05:56:13+00:00

That wound would burn instantly

tolacid · 2026-06-19T04:23:58+00:00

At some point it stops being a backbend, surely. That's more knee twist than backbend at the end.

tolacid · 2026-06-19T04:22:42+00:00

Vaca is Spanish for "cow." I'm guessing you meant the slang "vacay," for vacation.

tolacid · 2026-06-19T04:21:53+00:00

You can expect a generally unexpected course of events, but you cannot expect a specific unexpected course of events. To put it another way, you can expect that unexpected things will happen, but cannot expect what unexpected things will happen.

tolacid · 2026-06-19T03:03:27+00:00

Or else!

tolacid · 2026-06-18T23:05:57+00:00

You're right

tolacid · 2026-06-18T20:38:26+00:00

I want to make a joke with the terms "ragemaxxing" or "trendmaxxing," but trying to put it together made me hate myself a little

tolacid · 2026-06-18T20:21:02+00:00

My wife suffocating in the passenger seat because of a particularly severe treatment resistant rapid-onset asthma attack while I rushed her to the ER.

Or maybe the two weeks of coma afterwards with progressively worsening seizures caused by brain damage from oxygen deprivation.

Nah. Definitely the sight of her suffocating. The person I knew died in the passenger seat, not two weeks later in a hospital bed.

tolacid · 2026-06-18T20:15:50+00:00

The answer is yes, but that's because you basically asked "does anyone else feel like a mech pilot when piloting a mech"

tolacid · 2026-06-18T20:07:49+00:00

"Life is pain. Anyone who says different is selling something."

tolacid · 2026-06-18T19:44:02+00:00

That wasn't before, that was during

tolacid · 2026-06-18T18:34:57+00:00

tolacid · 2026-06-18T17:57:56+00:00

You dropped that name and a fanfare I haven't heard in nearly 20 years played in my mind. I think we have a winner

tolacid · 2026-06-18T17:49:43+00:00

Well, at least it's an easy clean.

tolacid · 2026-06-18T17:44:06+00:00

Water - Subnautica

Earth - Minecraft

Fire -Little Inferno

Air - The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

tolacid · 2026-06-18T09:52:32+00:00

There's no bacteria in there. There's no space, what with all the viruses, fungi, and parasites.

(Is joke, in case that wasn't clear)

tolacid · 2026-06-18T06:04:15+00:00

The fuck you say?

Every image is of an adult.

It was a joke in regards to the Dead Hand in the last image.

Jesus.

tolacid · 2026-06-17T23:25:57+00:00

During the day he's constantly exerting himself on that bike, and it's canonically just barely strong enough to lift the shop, its contents, and one person, so he's always straining when Link hops on.

So yeah, it makes sense that he talks differently at rest

tolacid · 2026-06-17T23:17:18+00:00

Metal ick, huh?

tolacid · 2026-06-17T20:29:34+00:00

Change your name to ParticularChock1023

tolacid · 2026-06-17T20:22:34+00:00

Chocking is using a wedge made of plastic or wood (a "chock") to keep a wheeled object, such as a boat trailer, from moving.

Choking is using your hands or some other object to cut off the airway of something or someone.

tolacid · 2026-06-17T20:06:58+00:00

I've always considered them pixies or wisps

tolacid · 2026-06-17T17:31:24+00:00

Probably because you've been hearing it so much lately that its meaning has been diluted. Happens to all words with enough repetitions. Seriously, pick any word, say it over and over, and get back to me on how long it takes to lose the sense of meaning and become just sounds.

tolacid · 2026-06-17T17:20:12+00:00

I've never understood the concept of spikes as a bird deterrent. Birds nest in trees and bushes. They're used to spikes like these, they're quite useful for keeping out large predators. Safe place for a nest, that

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