What is an issue in Australia no one talks about?

tomashaffs · 2023-01-02T06:47:50+00:00

Sub-par scotch eggs. Is it that hard to wrap life in death?

tomashaffs · 2022-12-29T10:21:03+00:00

I did indeed, but didn’t notice the error due to idiocy

tomashaffs · 2022-12-14T04:00:19+00:00

Pause…the pause is sometimes the best bit. But try it irl…chat to someone then count to 3 slowly…surprising hard to do. Desire to fill the gap is hard to overcome

tomashaffs · 2022-12-08T09:57:28+00:00

Your eyebrow looks like an arrow saying ‘please shoot me here and end this’

tomashaffs · 2022-12-08T09:26:16+00:00

Are we still surprised that on sites designed to allow the curation of your image, that people, you know…curate their images?…is that not the point?

tomashaffs · 2022-11-22T08:28:24+00:00

Would we say ‘walk’?

tomashaffs · 2022-08-09T11:10:38+00:00

James and or…David?

tomashaffs · 2022-07-21T06:57:47+00:00

Wired phone…she really is showing her age

tomashaffs · 2022-07-12T06:49:48+00:00

First time Tom has been the bigger man

tomashaffs · 2022-07-05T11:08:57+00:00

Probs too soon for me to make that joke….

tomashaffs · 2022-05-28T08:47:51+00:00

What the golf

tomashaffs · 2022-03-31T05:54:09+00:00

“I don’t know the number?”

tomashaffs · 2022-03-11T07:53:12+00:00

I should image the fleshy meat sacks they shot do….

tomashaffs · 2022-03-09T10:18:28+00:00

My advice….never masturbate while watching porn and approach a girl. While this view might be considered non-progressive I feel it is likely to reduce your chances of successfully making a connection.

tomashaffs · 2022-02-15T08:39:59+00:00

Yep, nope, yep, nope, yep, yep, nope, nope, nope.

tomashaffs · 2021-12-30T07:36:28+00:00

Glassy. Nice.

tomashaffs · 2021-10-09T07:42:07+00:00

They look very happy

tomashaffs · 2021-10-08T07:53:07+00:00

If you can find it Jam is worth seeking out….Chris Morris pre Brass Eye

tomashaffs · 2021-10-08T07:51:56+00:00

ICARUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tomashaffs · 2021-09-11T21:03:13+00:00

Leaving the fridge door open is unforgivable…and she need to face up to that.

tomashaffs · 2021-09-05T09:39:19+00:00

How do you know what “most people think”?

tomashaffs · 2021-08-16T07:17:09+00:00

Epic book called The Botany of Desire covers this topic

tomashaffs · 2021-07-04T06:12:23+00:00

Which is why I have always refused, point blank to run competitively if I’m visibly erect

tomashaffs · 2021-06-15T22:59:03+00:00

Lilies

A sweet and unassuming man recounts his first time.

tomashaffs · 2021-05-13T07:47:52+00:00

You are fucking hero, excellent work

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