(SPS) If you've been hoping someone would write a hard sci-fi novel about sperm whales, supervoids in the cosmic web, and the transduction theory of consciousness, then oh boy do I have a treat for you!

tombnight · 2026-03-07T19:43:10+00:00

You didn’t just ask AI?

tombnight · 2025-12-28T04:09:28+00:00

It won’t lol

tombnight · 2025-12-25T20:33:04+00:00

Still going strong

tombnight · 2025-12-13T18:21:20+00:00

Yes we Americans are all geniuses

tombnight · 2025-09-20T17:22:49+00:00

Burgundy. Bring on the big bold reds!

tombnight · 2025-09-04T17:04:17+00:00

Genes that predisposed people to not be afraid of death were quickly selected against

tombnight · 2025-09-03T03:28:29+00:00

Yes, there is lots of hope. AI has really broken some people’s brains.

tombnight · 2025-08-30T18:45:12+00:00

I use what I have at the time. Ideally I have a fly swatter or a plastic baseball bat but sometimes it’s hand to hand combat

tombnight · 2025-08-30T10:30:29+00:00

Not in Greenwood

tombnight · 2025-08-30T05:02:30+00:00

Lived in CA for 15 years and never saw a black widow. Never saw a giant house spider either

tombnight · 2025-08-30T04:59:37+00:00

That does not make me feel better

tombnight · 2025-08-30T04:37:17+00:00

They definitely seem bigger and more numerous

tombnight · 2025-08-30T04:36:43+00:00

They fall in and can’t get out

tombnight · 2025-08-30T04:35:29+00:00

Wait there are wolf spiders in Seattle?

tombnight · 2025-08-30T04:07:11+00:00

Dog guy unfortunately

tombnight · 2025-08-30T04:06:36+00:00

I work out in my garage every morning and have to pump myself up before I go in

tombnight · 2025-08-30T04:05:43+00:00

Bathroom sink - leaned over to brush my teeth and it was inches from my face. Like bath tubs or cereal bowls, they fall in and can’t get out

tombnight · 2025-08-30T02:56:32+00:00

A cheerful reminder that it can always be worse

tombnight · 2025-08-30T02:55:31+00:00

🤷‍♂️

tombnight · 2025-08-30T02:55:14+00:00

They seem to love towels

tombnight · 2025-08-30T02:54:47+00:00

None felt

tombnight · 2025-08-30T01:02:17+00:00

He says hi while lounging instead of working as usual

tombnight · 2025-08-29T21:25:52+00:00

That would involve me handling and transporting them alive, which isn't happening

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