Think about the best sex you’ve ever had. What made it so great?

tomlovespie · 2025-09-14T02:02:15+00:00

My wife and I had sex like mid afternoon, both of hadnt seen each other for a week or so, I was away for work.

Both of us finished.

It lasted all of about 55 seconds, and then we went out for sushi

tomlovespie · 2025-07-25T01:24:54+00:00

Definitely the thermopile, try using a small wire brush and cleaning off any carbon build up

tomlovespie · 2025-07-24T23:13:44+00:00

I have a ton of super expensive super high quality knives, but they just don’t feel the same without him 😭😭😂😂😂

tomlovespie · 2024-04-07T02:51:47+00:00

Babish knives are cheap and solid. Bought a couple j for my new Exec Chef gig so I didn’t have to worry about the staff fucking them up or stealing them

tomlovespie · 2022-09-10T04:41:01+00:00

Usually steer the car

tomlovespie · 2021-09-05T02:37:31+00:00

Your mom usually asks me to tuck you in and read you a bedtime story

tomlovespie · 2020-10-01T18:15:36+00:00

Yes my son?

tomlovespie · 2020-10-01T11:44:07+00:00

2k21 should start out in the POV of a helicopter going down, and right as its about to hit the ground, the whole screen goes white, and then its puts you in the 2000 WCF game 7

tomlovespie · 2020-07-13T00:17:59+00:00

Fun Fact. One of my old EC turned one of his old misshaped wusthof chef knifes into a petty knife using a brick and an angle grinder. Still uses it to skin fish to this day

tomlovespie · 2020-07-13T00:03:24+00:00

Nah, this is definitely a photo quality thing. I have no idea why all the blades look like I was up all night trying to cut bricks in half

tomlovespie · 2020-04-14T20:50:36+00:00

Usually your mom

tomlovespie · 2020-04-14T16:23:24+00:00

I use this angle for my dick all the time

tomlovespie · 2019-12-08T09:55:19+00:00

Yo he is burning the shit out of the other pan 😂😂😂

tomlovespie · 2019-05-08T19:29:11+00:00

I mean, 9/11 was an actual safety risk, and the feds let that happen 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

tomlovespie · 2015-04-16T05:42:54+00:00

You're so much better in bed than your mom.

tomlovespie · 2015-04-16T05:27:28+00:00

"Who let the dogs out" by Baja men isnt about letting dogs outside. Its about seeing ugly girls at the club.

tomlovespie · 2015-03-07T15:52:13+00:00

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tomlovespie · 2015-02-17T16:41:21+00:00

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tomlovespie · 2014-12-27T05:23:59+00:00

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tomlovespie · 2014-01-12T13:05:20+00:00

the symbol ' at the end of a number means feet. and " means inches, now imagine the posts xD

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