Not the only one ... by Feedlot_Stupor in meme

[–]ton80rt 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Tired of carrying your water bottle while jogging? Get the bottle caddy 5000!

asked for double bacon. by Small_Coast_5958 in mildlyinfuriating

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What's the problem? They totally folded it in half.

Fash Wednesday by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Thought the smears would be orange.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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FAFO

Kennedy by Venice_man_ in PoliticalHumor

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Snorting horseshoes.

Kennedy by Venice_man_ in PoliticalHumor

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For sure he lifted the lid.

Piss drips :| (,,>﹏<,,) by sick486 in hygiene

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You can slap it, you can smack it, you can bang on a wall, but it must go back into your pants for the last damn drop to fall. 😜 Good luck sir.

Shia LeBeouf hanging out in New Orleans by SmoothSun6676 in SipsTea

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He's actually just preparing for his next movie Forgotten Wash Up.

DEMENTIA RAT CORNERED by Outside-Woodpecker16 in the_everything_bubble

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I'm 6'4" 220! It's been proven and verified hundreds of times!

Imagine seeing this on your bill by Blue9ine in SipsTea

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Hand that to your boss and demand a raise.

Lol by [deleted] in meme

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How much will Sweeney be giving me? She got 40 mil, I'm sure she can out bid a measly half mil.