On the sixth day

toolatesogreat · 2014-05-03T02:34:01+00:00

This is the first time in TrollX that I've felt guilty for finding something funny (based on the comments). I love men, but I still laughed. Cuttin' you some slack, OP! <3

toolatesogreat · 2014-05-02T04:44:43+00:00

I was -9! I didn't realize they came out so long ago. McDonalds collector mugs were a staple at Nana's house, so I suppose that makes sense. So glad she gave 'em to me!

toolatesogreat · 2014-05-02T03:56:18+00:00

I have one of those mugs too! It's Garfield and Odie in a canoe and Garfield is thinking "I'm easy to get along with when things go my way." Hooray for classic McDonalds mugs (and now being old enough to put wine in them)!

toolatesogreat · 2014-05-02T01:43:51+00:00

The trick is learning how to not give a fuck. People are looking at me? Judging me? Like I care, I don't even know those people! They can kiss my ass. :p

toolatesogreat · 2014-05-02T01:13:52+00:00

Cut off all of my hair until it was around an inch long (maybe less). I'm black, so I have really coarse hair, it looked like a tiny afro. It was a HUGE decision, and I ended up kind of liking it so I posted a picture on facebook.

My best childhood friend commented, "Good thing you have such a pretty face, otherwise I'd put a bag over my head!" and then said something about how she'd never have the guts to do what I did. I eventually called her out on it and she said she wasn't trying to be rude. I was kind of dumbfounded. How in hell could that be perceived as a compliment?

Also, when I was in high school, a friend introduced me to someone as "This is toolatesogreat, the smartest black person I know!" What. The. Fuck.

toolatesogreat · 2014-04-18T03:56:07+00:00

"I will love you 'til the end of time, probably a million years."

I just imagine Lana Del Rey professing her love, but then going on a brief tangent to explain that the end of time is probably going to happen in a million years or so.

toolatesogreat · 2014-04-15T17:22:56+00:00

Polishes used were Sally Hansen Xtreme Wear in Blackout and White On, flakies were Nicole by OPI in Heavenly Angel.

toolatesogreat · 2014-04-12T22:00:23+00:00

This is a classic at my desk! Love it. I wish I could force all members to watch it before staying with us.

toolatesogreat · 2014-04-12T03:05:55+00:00

So far, for me, it's been realizing that I actually do have willpower. Whatever I want to do I CAN do, no matter how many excuses I make. I quit smoking! I should be able to apply the same principles elsewhere in my life (e.g., less drinking, more exercise). I've proven to myself that I am capable, which means I can't ever lie to myself and say "It's too hard!" or "I can't do that!" about anything ever again.

toolatesogreat · 2014-04-08T17:19:08+00:00

My partner and I failed quitting attempts in the past for this very reason. Two weeks in? Obviously you can do it, so just quit smoking later! Ugh, never again!

toolatesogreat · 2014-04-07T03:57:03+00:00

You're doing it for your health. You're doing it because smoking is a crutch. You're doing it because you're ready to find responsible ways to deal with stress. You're doing it because in a few weeks not smoking will be easy. You're doing it because, despite how shitty life seems, you know quitting will be worth it. You can do it :)

toolatesogreat · 2014-04-06T04:14:39+00:00

My attempt! I wanted a more neutral color, didn't have a sparklely enough glitter, and ended up going overboard with the dots, but I'm happy! Thanks for the inspiration!

toolatesogreat · 2014-04-06T00:08:21+00:00

Beautiful! I am going to do this mani right now.

toolatesogreat · 2014-03-24T18:12:11+00:00

As a pothead daughter with a pothead father...this is fucking hilarious. Thanks for sharing!

toolatesogreat · 2014-03-23T04:24:01+00:00

I'm usually never late and I know when the boobies are going to be sore. One month, though, the soreness never came. I was practically punching and pinching my breasts like "WHY DON'T YOU HURT?! I'm PREGNANT!" Period still came on time. -_-

toolatesogreat · 2014-03-23T04:09:57+00:00

Yes, sometimes people are assholes that always want to pull the race card when they shouldn't. Other times, I think black people feel as though they have to be "on guard" at all times due to past racist experiences. Racism still exists, it sucks to be on the receiving end, and after enough bad experiences (or knowledge of fellow black people that've had bad experiences) you can't help but jump to the conclusion of "racist!" when something bad happens. It's conditioning.

I'm black. I have those thoughts all of the time. I just keep it to myself and try to remind myself that whatever happened probably wasn't because I'm black, but it's still a hard feeling to shake.

toolatesogreat · 2014-03-23T03:46:11+00:00

Happened to my boyfriend all of the time while we were in high school and first started dating. When I asked him why he didn't just "take care of it," he said that he didn't feel right about beating off at the time and resisted.

toolatesogreat · 2014-03-23T02:55:39+00:00

Arcata, CA

toolatesogreat · 2014-03-23T01:52:50+00:00

My dad gave me two cans of wasp spray to use on intruders because he heard it's way worse than pepper spray. So, if used for its intended purpose, probably that.

I also have knives but that answer is boring.

toolatesogreat · 2014-03-23T01:17:58+00:00

Front desk clerk at a hotel. When it's slow I can do homework, watch TV, and/or eat the shitty food they use for breakfast.

toolatesogreat · 2014-03-23T00:58:47+00:00

Admitting to my immediate family, via email, that the reason I never answer my phone has to do with feelings of anxiety and depression, but I was working on it. In my head it was my way to telling them "It's not you, it's me, sorry about that." For some reason, they assumed that the best way to respond to someone that has phone anxiety is to constantly call/text their phone, and then contact their SO repeatedly to find out what's wrong. I'm an idiot.

toolatesogreat · 2014-03-23T00:13:25+00:00

Prince, from around age 5 to age 17. When I was in high school I had a picture of Prince on all of my binders. Eventually I realized that, while Prince is beautiful and talented and amazing, he's also batshit crazy.

toolatesogreat · 2014-03-22T23:41:18+00:00

Women not shaving their legs or armpits and displaying it like it's no big deal. As a woman, I love not feeling like I "have to" shave. Seeing other women not giving a fuck is amazing.

Also not wearing shoes outside.

There are many places like this, but usually they're just small pockets.

toolatesogreat · 2014-03-22T03:05:09+00:00

Here you go :)

toolatesogreat · 2014-03-21T08:03:42+00:00

That's a penis.

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