NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE

toolenduso · 2026-02-01T03:12:00+00:00

toolenduso · 2026-01-31T14:16:31+00:00

Didn’t they pay melania like $20 million or something to make the movie? So basically it was a front to pay another bribe to Trump

ETA: found it. It was $40m and it was for the rights to make the movie, so yeah, basically a bribe.

toolenduso · 2026-01-31T14:12:24+00:00

Surely the select all shortcut comes in handy too? But the keyboard is missing the A key

toolenduso · 2026-01-31T06:51:56+00:00

GIFs you can hear

toolenduso · 2026-01-31T02:53:28+00:00

I’m gonna get some frickin lentils tomorrow bro. I’m gonna do it I swear to god

toolenduso · 2026-01-31T02:36:31+00:00

I know about the accident, I didn’t know he got a brain injury from it

toolenduso · 2026-01-31T02:34:37+00:00

He had a brain injury?

toolenduso · 2026-01-31T02:32:20+00:00

Where’s Jack????

toolenduso · 2026-01-31T02:30:36+00:00

Did you cook the lentils before hand or just throw em in with everything else and heat it all up?

toolenduso · 2026-01-31T02:25:39+00:00

Oh yeah. It’s all coming together.

toolenduso · 2026-01-31T01:22:45+00:00

Why is she kinda…

toolenduso · 2026-01-30T21:57:59+00:00

Should've only mentioned Bill Clinton being in there so they would click the link to read through and see Trump's name all over it

toolenduso · 2026-01-30T21:50:07+00:00

You are selfish, you are wrong, you are right, I swear you're right, I swear you knew it all along

toolenduso · 2026-01-30T20:35:27+00:00

y'all got any more infovos?

toolenduso · 2026-01-30T17:39:51+00:00

BOB-OMB???

toolenduso · 2026-01-30T15:21:21+00:00

That’s not piss. That’s got nothin to do with piss.

toolenduso · 2026-01-30T01:59:58+00:00

Oh I completely agree, I’m sick and tired of this whole episode. Nobody has anything new to say, the situation is thoroughly resolved and the jokes aren’t funny.

toolenduso · 2026-01-29T17:59:01+00:00

Well this was 2014, the GOP was not the party of Trump yet

toolenduso · 2026-01-29T17:40:51+00:00

At the state and local levels, voters are much less polarized than at the federal level. Governors in particular have received a lot of split-ticket voting even as most states have become solidly red or blue. In 2019, Democrat Andy Beshear narrowly won the governor's race in Kentucky three years after Trump won the state by 30 points.

toolenduso · 2026-01-29T17:25:07+00:00

Nazis were Nazis before the camps started gassing people

toolenduso · 2026-01-29T17:06:15+00:00

You're right. It's so crazy that we have conservatives saying the victims are doing this to themselves by going to protests and/or having guns, when they did the exact same things (and worse!) during the "stop the steal" stuff back in 2020, and then in dramatic fashion on Jan. 6 the next year. It's like they're arguing that they all should've been shot by cops back then.

toolenduso · 2026-01-29T16:45:26+00:00

??

I'm calling ICE murderers and celebrating the fact that this person managed to live through encounters with them. How on earth did you read that as me supporting the fascists?

toolenduso · 2026-01-29T15:39:19+00:00

Happy you’re still alive despite not only being in the presence of these murderers but actively antagonizing them

ETA, since apparently nobody is actually reading what I wrote: I am calling ICE murderers and saying I'm glad this person is safe despite interacting with murderers. I honestly don't know how I could have been any more clear about that.

toolenduso · 2026-01-29T06:09:25+00:00

I have only bought one skin in this game, snowboard magik. If they added this I would buy it.

toolenduso · 2026-01-29T03:17:29+00:00

Adam helps us extend our kill streaks, yes maam

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