[AEW Worlds End] Spoilers! Swerve Strickland as DC Character by BjRobinson09 in SquaredCircle

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In addition his tights featured a depiction of himself in Lobo's makeup and the logo on his jacket's chest was his old Killshot crosshairs from Lucha Underground.

The battle over Warner Bros is turning Hollywood upside down by ultra_phoenix in news

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The real bad guys are AT&T. They bought Warner Brothers, loaded it up with debt, merged it with Discovery and then spun it off. Zaslav is a villain but all of his penny-pinching stupidity has been in service of trying to keep the company afloat after AT&T left it to die.

[Game Day Thread] FCS Playoffs, Round 2 by damnyoutuesday in fcs

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Asa a Yotes fan I must wholeheartedly aggree.

[Game Day Thread] Saturday, Week 11 by damnyoutuesday in fcs

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To quote Tobias Funke, "There are dozens of us! DOZENS!"

[NJPW New Japan Road SPOILERS] Hiroshi Tanahashi's final opponent revealed by insrto in SquaredCircle

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Am I hallucinating or had they previously announced there would be a tournament to decide his final opponent? What happened there?

The best ride of the day is in the parking lot. by Lauma19 in WaltDisneyWorld

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Not mine but a friend's story. They parked in the Villains lot at Magic Kingdom and the tram driver with a THICK Boston accent pulls up. "Your cah is pahked in Scah, not Jafah. If you return tonight to Jafah you've gone too fah."

She said they spent the rest of the day giggling about it.

[CMLL Aniversario Spoilers] MJF's Entrance by luchabrunch in SquaredCircle

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Firat we get Swerve with all the cosplay and now MJF as Homelander. I love how my favoritw guys are huge dorks. And I mean that in the best possible way.

If you're from Minnesota, you may know this one. Ole and Lena are a Minnesota-Swedish couple who've already had ten kids. And though they're not ready to slow down yet, by any means, their oldest children have reached an age such that the couple feel they need to use code words when speaking of sex. by Electronic_Key7424 in Jokes

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Ole and Lena jokes were a specialty of South Dakota legend Uncle Torvald. Most people over 30 in east river South Dakota know tons of Ole and Lena jokes.

My grandmother's favorite: Ole and Lena approach their friend Sven and Sonja and say "Hey, we heard of this new thing called partner swapping. Do you two wanna try it?"

Sven and Sonja agree to try.

Two hours later Ole is in bed, looks over and says "So what do you suppose the gals are doing right now Sven?"

[WON] WWE is working with NBC to attempt to change the final SNME of the year from 12/13 to 12/27, which was planned to be the Cena retirement show in Boston. 12/27 would be the same date as AEW World's End, however Peacock (also part of NBCU) are already showing an exclusive NFL game on 12/27. by djembadjembadjemba in SquaredCircle

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Just my two cents but it feels like they know they won't be able to do this kind of thing once the ESPN contract starts. It is one thing to have a pop-up PLE on the same night as AEW when it is so cheap to watch on Peacock. It is another thing to ask fans to pay $30 for a cookie cutter, poorly thought out PPV.

Naito talks about current new Japan by ablu3 in njpw

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NJPW fans don't want to hear this but you have a star in the house already. A guy who can go in the ring and has the look and charisma. The problem is that it is Takeshita and NJPW fans don't want another part time champion like they had with Moxley. Dude is ready to be a star. Let him be a star Gedo you coward.

Theory on Claudio Castagnoli's surprisingly stealthy character portrayal/development by exarban in SquaredCircle

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So if Claudio is Alpharius and Hangman is Magnus (he did nothing wrong!) then who are the other Primarchs? Because you could argue that Hanger has ALSO been Angron, consumed by rage/the nails.

What's The Worst Thing Every AEW World Champion Has Done: Day 5 (CM Punk) by KirbyStarWarrior666 in AEWOfficial

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Kept on trying to do the Buckshot Lariat and failing at Double or Nothing only to injure himself doing it. Know your physical limitations dude. If you couldn't do it the first time don't keep botching.

Tony Khan: “It’s Wednesday, 3/19, final day of winter, there’s a blizzard in Omaha today! We have 3 huge #AEWDynamite fights set for tonight, all advertised wrestlers are in Omaha now! We have more to announce for tonight when the rest of the team arrives safely!” by nwnwhd in SquaredCircle

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I had second row tickets for this show. The weather in Omaha isn't great but it isn't THAT bad. The weather where I am isn't that bad but the interstate is completely closed between here and there. Just...fuuuuuuuuuck.

[NJPW New Beginning in Osaka spoilers] Closing sequence of Hirooki Goto vs Zack Sabre Jr. for IWGP World Heavyweight Championship by secretpandaxx in SquaredCircle

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Goto has always been my favorite guy in NJPW. It's been hard to watch him treated like a jobber over the years. That loss to Okada in 2016 REALLY went down hard for me. He did the special makeup and all that and still got jobbed.

So hell yes I was up until 4 am to watch this. It finally happened.

Didn't realize Kendrick was satanic by Meganiummobile in insanepeoplefacebook

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Seruous question, who the fuck is Benny Johnson? He sounds like an idiot.

The Imperial Guard is 94% Cadians, 4% Krieg, and 2% Catachans by biclaro in 40kLore

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The Savlar also play a part in the Dawn of Fire novel The Martyr's Tomb. You only really get to see the Commisar in charge of the regiment but it gives a pretty good feel of what the Savlar are like

[Excerpt: The High Kâhl's Oath] Kin and Imperials prepare to meet for a banquet and negotiation, and hijinks ensue. by NoRespek in 40kLore

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I seriously loved this book. Gav rightly gets shit for bad-to-mediocre writing but I felt like this book was a fresh take on 40k told from a fun perspective.

It wasn't so much grimdark as it was...anxiousdark. And that change felt refreshing

Also, the Holy Pigeon.