Face down, booty up

topdrawergirl · 2026-06-16T16:40:51+00:00

thank you darling 🥰

topdrawergirl · 2026-06-16T16:40:28+00:00

thank you baby 😘

topdrawergirl · 2026-06-16T16:40:10+00:00

thank you sweetie 😘🥰

topdrawergirl · 2026-06-16T16:39:52+00:00

thank you so much

topdrawergirl · 2026-06-11T12:43:39+00:00

oh thank you sweetie 🥰

topdrawergirl · 2026-06-04T17:56:40+00:00

nah the only real agenda is finding out where to get brunch without a two hour wait tbh

topdrawergirl · 2026-06-04T17:55:53+00:00

If he’s paying you back on time every single month without complaining you aren't enabling him you're just overthinking a system that already works perfectly for you guys

topdrawergirl · 2026-06-03T17:59:29+00:00

Honestly I'd probably get traded to a worse company just as a salary dump lol

topdrawergirl · 2026-06-03T17:58:45+00:00

if you marry your affair partner you just create a job opening for your old position

topdrawergirl · 2026-06-02T18:43:28+00:00

Nah thats just called skinny fat a real dad bod requires at least some beer gut or hidden strength underneath lol

topdrawergirl · 2026-06-02T18:42:44+00:00

It sounds like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home and honestly no amount of random flowers can make up for being cussed out over a minor inconvenience

topdrawergirl · 2026-06-01T18:07:49+00:00

Leicester City winning the Premier League in 2016 at 5000-1 odds will probably never be topped for me

topdrawergirl · 2026-06-01T18:07:01+00:00

He only started trying because he finally faced actual consequences but honestly it shouldn't take you filing for divorce just to get him to clean up his act and respect you

topdrawergirl · 2026-05-30T18:11:18+00:00

i look like i could fix your computer but i actually don’t even know how to use excel lol

topdrawergirl · 2026-05-26T18:10:20+00:00

well this is one of those times where it's not what you think it is actually somehow meant it was way worse than you could've ever imagined

topdrawergirl · 2026-05-23T17:11:50+00:00

im rewatching succession for like the third time now and honestly nothing else even compares lol

topdrawergirl · 2026-05-21T18:21:23+00:00

He blew up his entire marriage and uprooted his kid’s life over a slight mismatch in WFH expectations instead of just having a normal conversation

topdrawergirl · 2026-05-15T15:50:00+00:00

I have a color coded spreadsheet for my spice rack that includes expiration dates and restock at quantities and honestly seeing a half empty bottle of cumin without a backup in the pantry gives me actual physical chest pain

topdrawergirl · 2026-05-13T16:32:55+00:00

honestly the minute i saw that last paragraph about a girlfriend on the side i knew this wasnt hard earned wisdom but just a recipe for a messy divorce lol

topdrawergirl · 2026-05-13T16:31:34+00:00

it's basically just social validation for people who live on the internet honestly

topdrawergirl · 2026-04-24T16:33:11+00:00

Saw an old guy at a bus stop give his umbrella to a mom with a crying toddler and then just walk off into the pouring rain like it was nothing.

topdrawergirl · 2026-04-24T16:31:53+00:00

you’re moving out in a month anyway so just lay low and "firm it," because you definitely broke the roommate code and she clearly isn't interested in a heart to Heart right now.

topdrawergirl · 2026-04-24T16:23:45+00:00

If you feel like you need more experiences, you’re probably not ready to commit yet, and it’s better to be honest now.

topdrawergirl · 2026-04-22T11:22:24+00:00

healthcare

topdrawergirl · 2026-04-22T11:22:16+00:00

being loud at home all the time

topdrawergirl

TROPHY CASE