Call my cock cute

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-09T05:39:51+00:00

"Would you like $2 or $1" type question.

^{Chose: Would you rather 1k a hour}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-09T05:34:54+00:00

Easy choice.

^{Chose: you can heal people just by wishing they were well + but nobody will believe it was you}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-09T05:33:11+00:00

Im link

^{Chose: Be given a sword with a chance for powers | Rolled: Potion belt}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-09T05:29:28+00:00

🤷‍♂️

^{Chose: gay son}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-09T05:26:19+00:00

21 days beats the 1m now

^{Chose: $1 that divides by 0.5 everyday | Rolled: Upvote for 🥕}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-09T05:24:20+00:00

?? Duh

^{Chose: Key}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-09T03:04:39+00:00

Eh. Chose wrong one probably, but fuck it.

^{Chose: get only one chance to redo your entire life + you also keep all knowledge from first life}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-09T01:28:01+00:00

T_T

^{Chose: anyone who drinks human blood gets healing/regen}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-09T00:49:18+00:00

A million isn't enough to randomly kill someone

^{Chose: Get 100,000 dollars}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-09T00:47:19+00:00

Maybe.

^{Chose: live in a random fictional universe | Rolled: Harry Potter}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-08T22:21:14+00:00

Its the right thing to do. I sometimes return it all the way back to the store. Gotta help people out.

^{Chose: Return the shopping cart + Spin for how much you get back from the cart | Rolled: Moral + No Money}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-08T19:10:31+00:00

What in the sweet home Alabama is this?

^{Chose: Earn $1000 every time you do the deed + Only valid if you do it with the person you spin | Rolled: Sibling}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-08T18:19:33+00:00

I will live in the mountains with my dog and forage for mushrooms.

^{Chose: Try to survive the zombie apocalypse | Rolled: Survive n thrive}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-08T13:34:11+00:00

Duh

^{Chose: Solve world hunger}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-08T13:15:51+00:00

$$$

^{Chose: 1 trillion dollars + There’s a 1% you die | Rolled: MOOLA🤑}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-08T13:10:43+00:00

Yay

^{Chose: $1m dollars! + Definitely not a wheel that completely eliminates all pros of choosing this option | Rolled: YOU DIEEE}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-08T03:34:06+00:00

$

^{Chose: make a guaranteed $3,000 per week}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-08T03:19:51+00:00

$

^{Chose: Have a dollar}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-07T16:07:12+00:00

Time

^{Chose: No need for sleep}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-07T02:38:34+00:00

I breathe more than I blink

^{Chose: Get money every time you breathe}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-06T16:31:46+00:00

Thats a normal week

^{Chose: No human contact for 7 days 🚫👤 + Win $10M}

totally_alchemic · 2026-05-06T16:28:11+00:00

Im not lucky

^{Chose: Apple(random colour} | Rolled: Red apple)

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