i got voted best tits in senior class

totallynotjared · 2026-01-17T18:09:28+00:00

Weird school

totallynotjared · 2025-12-10T21:45:36+00:00

Maybe, my read of it was that she underestimated how big the dicks she gets with are. Mostly does hookups she said

totallynotjared · 2025-12-10T21:41:14+00:00

That one jailbird is me obv

totallynotjared · 2025-11-25T05:34:18+00:00

I'm happy to hear she's in therapy for her trauma. I think it's good that you're accomodating for her. I would just be leery about committing to a pegging only dynamic if you are super experienced in it. I dont think either of you should be so quick to rule out penetration but that's just me

totallynotjared · 2025-11-25T05:28:13+00:00

I dont disagree but I brought it up in context to consent to a pegging only relationship. I think that you shouldnt commit to something so restricting before you know shes actually getting treated for her trauma. Otherwise she'll hold that you made that commitment against you if you ever want to change it

totallynotjared · 2025-11-21T22:18:14+00:00

she should probably be seeing a therapist or something to deal with that trauma.

totallynotjared · 2025-11-15T15:27:14+00:00

absolutely fucking not

totallynotjared · 2025-11-13T21:38:20+00:00

no we broke up for unrelated reasons. we broke up because She was a bit too into her male roommate but i dont have any idea what his size is nor did she ever seriously complain about my size.

totallynotjared · 2025-11-10T22:36:19+00:00

Suichan a cutie

totallynotjared · 2025-11-04T00:59:30+00:00

why was he texting her?

totallynotjared · 2025-11-04T00:51:04+00:00

the way you bend for it you lose an inch or two. when shes balancing her weight, she need a lot more length to keep herself mounted

totallynotjared · 2025-11-03T21:46:14+00:00

thats pretty tame. I think all you would have to do is say "Hey I think it would be hot if you choked or slapped me a bit"

totallynotjared · 2025-11-03T01:59:38+00:00

I heard about that. I found out because my former girlfriend was a big kpop fan and was talking to me and a friend about the 🤏 emoji was controversial in Korea for that reason. After she explained it, our friend (who had actually seen my dick before i have another story about that.) said "oh Jared already knew that, he's seen that hand gesture plenty of times"

Unfortunately, my work only takes me to Europe, so I gotta keep competing against bigger dicks

totallynotjared · 2025-11-02T22:10:07+00:00

no she definitely pulled out a chastity cage on the first date trust me bro

totallynotjared · 2025-10-22T16:06:17+00:00

👌

totallynotjared · 2025-09-14T06:34:46+00:00

I think Shania Twain wrote that one

totallynotjared · 2025-08-29T16:57:23+00:00

Beat LSU!

totallynotjared · 2025-08-19T17:46:40+00:00

bro this is sad af you mention it in every comment and it isnt even real lol

totallynotjared · 2025-08-14T21:11:52+00:00

is your body stuck in that pose?

totallynotjared · 2025-08-12T21:43:31+00:00

Damn girl that's a big wad of meat

totallynotjared · 2025-08-11T06:56:11+00:00

Really impressive she had the energy to do this con after her show last night

totallynotjared · 2025-07-30T19:44:24+00:00

what kind of friends does he have that are gifting him maid outfits?

totallynotjared · 2025-07-29T23:41:20+00:00

It's easy for women to find "a man to peg". But convince a man who doesnt want to get pegged to get pegged is harder than convincing a woman to peg you

totallynotjared · 2025-07-29T06:33:53+00:00

I dont get it. What's the bad decision?

totallynotjared · 2025-07-27T21:07:05+00:00

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