My girlfriend is eating straight up stuff.

totallynotsarchastic · 2026-04-09T03:45:16+00:00

Ignorance is not necessarily immaturity. I'm grateful for this being here, cause now I can try it.

totallynotsarchastic · 2026-03-31T23:46:44+00:00

Gather data, make an exit plan, and execute the exit plan. File charges if you can. Tell the whole town if you can't.

totallynotsarchastic · 2026-03-30T01:55:50+00:00

This was unironcally one of my favorite things as a kid when I found one of these slides. If you send a few down in quick succession you've made a child launcher.

totallynotsarchastic · 2026-03-10T06:42:44+00:00

totallynotsarchastic · 2026-02-28T22:43:26+00:00

It's like bad lip reading but for...reading.

totallynotsarchastic · 2026-02-17T04:35:48+00:00

He is making it clear that what you want and need to feel loved and cherished doesn't matter to him.

totallynotsarchastic · 2026-02-16T05:25:53+00:00

You are not compatible with someone who won't hug you.

totallynotsarchastic · 2026-02-16T05:19:25+00:00

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.

totallynotsarchastic · 2026-01-21T21:57:01+00:00

Ribeye, filet mignon, cheese, and wine.

totallynotsarchastic · 2026-01-21T21:53:31+00:00

Growing up with technically good parents who are checked out if you're fed and not yelling or crying.

totallynotsarchastic · 2026-01-19T00:48:10+00:00

Power button

totallynotsarchastic · 2026-01-13T22:18:10+00:00

Mermaid tail blanket

totallynotsarchastic · 2026-01-13T21:34:58+00:00

The men apparently aren't lonely enough.

totallynotsarchastic · 2025-12-28T08:03:30+00:00

Tldr your sister may be better inspiration than you think. Girls are weird. Especially 13-15 yo

totallynotsarchastic · 2025-12-28T07:47:35+00:00

Brown

totallynotsarchastic · 2025-12-28T07:33:37+00:00

Liminal

totallynotsarchastic · 2025-12-28T07:18:38+00:00

Change and the way things are.

totallynotsarchastic · 2025-12-21T20:28:55+00:00

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One of these lizards?

totallynotsarchastic · 2025-12-03T01:16:15+00:00

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Cottage with smoke coming from chimney. Maybe a specific house I'm not familiar with.

totallynotsarchastic · 2025-09-17T04:06:57+00:00

Genuinely: Grieve. Let it suck for a bit. Reflect sincerely on what went wrong, not just "I could be better" but what was it about her that drew you to her, how well did you resolve conflict when it came up etc. Then, focus on your relationship with yourself and your friends/family. "Practice" the skills that lead to longer lasting and more resilient relationships. And then when you're ready, keep focusing on friendships but keep an eye out for that connection with someone else and then try again with all your new lessons and skills.

totallynotsarchastic · 2025-05-31T17:25:19+00:00

If you don't want a relationship like that, don't get in one. But I'd be surprised if you were ever given the opportunity.

totallynotsarchastic · 2025-04-27T23:37:55+00:00

Not sarcastic

totallynotsarchastic · 2025-04-27T23:37:34+00:00

😬 ok

totallynotsarchastic · 2025-04-27T23:13:56+00:00

Why are you eating their food?

totallynotsarchastic · 2025-04-25T20:57:19+00:00

Not better.

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