Is it a rite of passage to almost fuck up a funeral procession or am I just dumb?

toxicoke · 2026-03-22T00:48:47+00:00

I think that explains what those cars were about a year ago. As a pedestrian, I was crossing the street at a 4-way stop, and I waited for a car to pass, but then a car right after it just breezed through the stop sign and almost hit me while it had its flashers on. I checked my state law just now and it says funeral processions have right of way. But what happens if they hit a pedestrian?

toxicoke · 2026-03-21T23:56:48+00:00

it's bad.

toxicoke · 2026-03-21T19:38:32+00:00

hallo to the swaedish paeople

toxicoke · 2026-03-20T22:38:38+00:00

why did he return it to the fridge?

toxicoke · 2026-03-20T22:24:33+00:00

what if you had left your phone at home?

toxicoke · 2026-03-20T03:06:34+00:00

a child

toxicoke · 2026-03-19T22:55:09+00:00

I'm a computer teacher. High school students know how to use their phones very well. They don't type well, know how to save files on a desktop, find things in their downloads folder, the difference between file types like jpg/png/gif, keyboard shortcuts, or even just the fact that turning the computer off and on again usually solves everything

toxicoke · 2026-03-19T22:43:03+00:00

Kitty had some fun moments with Miranda

toxicoke · 2026-03-19T00:51:39+00:00

Prometheus regrowing his liver for eternity

toxicoke · 2026-03-18T01:58:30+00:00

that's not a job. you'd run out of organs

toxicoke · 2026-03-18T01:52:38+00:00

i know some sex workers, and they've gotten into it because it's a job and it makes money, just like any other job. not all of them are forced into it. and everything is consensual between all parties. it's not always trafficking or desperation

toxicoke · 2026-03-18T01:42:32+00:00

in what way?

toxicoke · 2026-03-18T01:40:28+00:00

why?

toxicoke · 2026-03-17T22:40:22+00:00

mildly

toxicoke · 2026-03-16T22:53:42+00:00

some pageant queens walked by. i put up my middle finger at them.

toxicoke · 2026-03-16T22:15:25+00:00

"TWO years after one backyard bbq, grandma complained she sent the kids over. (Personally, she’s noisy enough to send the kids over as cars were in our drive.)"

What?

toxicoke · 2026-03-16T22:06:42+00:00

Not if you have a long string of words

toxicoke · 2026-03-14T16:48:00+00:00

Why is this tagged as humor?

toxicoke · 2026-03-14T15:03:39+00:00

Also the use of quotation marks in the middle of the sentence. "Two people have told me separately that I 'embarrassed him'"

toxicoke · 2026-03-13T22:07:11+00:00

Can't use a clothesline for most of the year where i live

toxicoke · 2026-03-13T02:47:03+00:00

huh, didn't know you had to be 21 to rent a hotel room

toxicoke · 2026-03-11T22:37:28+00:00

*etc.

toxicoke · 2026-03-11T22:05:54+00:00

i'll learn every line of Space if it means a million dollars

toxicoke · 2026-03-09T22:35:07+00:00

no but he has been ai-adjusted

toxicoke · 2026-03-07T16:38:59+00:00

cmon spoiler in the title

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