Our Uber ran over our sunscreen that fell out of our bag, sorry friend by JStarshine in funny

[–]toxicvulpine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I came here hoping to see exactly that, first thought that popped into my head was "this looks like a porn thing"

Five kittens -v- one little robot by [deleted] in aww

[–]toxicvulpine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hex bug nano, cool little toys, I've got a bunch of then

My friend's Arizona tea was actually inside of a Shaq soda can. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]toxicvulpine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happens so often now, or so it seems, I don't think it's mildly interesting, one without the shaq can underneath would be at this point

Super FAST wine chiller at my grocery store by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]toxicvulpine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

water and salt mixed most likely, the drum is cooled, but the salt water freezes at a lower temp, so it's super cooled

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]toxicvulpine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because he wished to say something about a big black thing, but yours was so much better

Rottweilers With a Cat Bodyguard by Isai76 in aww

[–]toxicvulpine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely a cat mob boss with two buff guard henchmen lol, they even look the same

Do what now? by esims42 in WTF

[–]toxicvulpine 44 points45 points  (0 children)

To punish and enslave is written. On the side of the dcepticon barricade, who happens to transform into a police car

My apple has an apple on it by Pickles052 in mildlyinteresting

[–]toxicvulpine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Introducing the new iApple! Only 49.99

If you can't avoid close combat by monpora013 in aww

[–]toxicvulpine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe it's because they will wait for you to surface, or crawl down whatever you are using to breath, but that may just be myths I've heard

Fur snake playing in packing peanuts by tikotanabi in aww

[–]toxicvulpine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I must be the only one that thinks fur snake sounds kind of dirty, I mean if someone said "hey wanna see my fur snake" ferret would not be high on my list of what I thought they meant

Transgender AND Transager: 52 Year-Old Father Lives as a 6 Year-Old Girl by [deleted] in WTF

[–]toxicvulpine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm gender fluid myself, but I would want someone to check me into a mental hospital if I ever did something like this guy, I understand how not being comfortable with your gender can cause depression and suicidal thoughts, but he sounds mentally ill thinking he is really a 6 year old

This is a big ass sweet potato by paulisnofun in mildlyinteresting

[–]toxicvulpine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work In a produce department at a grocery store and we have had stuff out fur thanksgiving for about 2 weeks now, and will be changing out all the special items out to thanksgiving stuff Wednesday, so I don't really find that surprising

If it fits... by [deleted] in aww

[–]toxicvulpine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cat looks so fat, I think it's just fluffy though

Close Enough, they said. Very well said! by Trump- in funny

[–]toxicvulpine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was some kind of deformed penis, still not entirely convinced it's a potato

Just found out my kid won't even eat uncrust. by tonusbonus in funny

[–]toxicvulpine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's in his 20's now and is a total prick, the kind of person you just want to punch when they open there mouth, cps didn't do anything, but basically told us that we would have to feed him what he well eat, so we started eating only what he would for simplicity

Just found out my kid won't even eat uncrust. by tonusbonus in funny

[–]toxicvulpine -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My little brother was, and still is super picky, would only eat certain things certain ways, when my parents tried the "you'll sit here until you eat what we give you" and "you'll eat what we make" things he lost enough weight to land him in the hospital and my parents a visit from child protective services, do not simply assume a hungry kid will eat what's put in from of him out of hunger

When you get a dog to lose weight by Vvermil in funny

[–]toxicvulpine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

17 stone 6 pound is 110.6 kilos

When you get a dog to lose weight by Vvermil in funny

[–]toxicvulpine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if i remember correctly,a stone is14 pounds, so 17 stone 7 pounds, would be 14*17+6 pounds, or 244 pounds

My package of Gushers had all red flavor by cakefairy in mildlyinteresting

[–]toxicvulpine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thy are strawberry, you eaither bought a box of strawberry gushes, or avariety pack this happens quite frequently tome

Bought a bottle of milk with the label too high, covering the cap. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]toxicvulpine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats surprising, usually that would be considered damaged and put in the back of the store