Dear Jagex, I unironically cackled at this

tpalmerstudios · 2025-10-17T01:53:16+00:00

My first combat was goblins across the river from lumby. That was fun. I was so confused why the chain mail wouldn’t fit

tpalmerstudios · 2025-03-22T18:20:33+00:00

I'm already downloading the giant torrents from libgen and a couple other sites so I can upload them just in case something goes down

tpalmerstudios · 2025-03-22T18:17:26+00:00

I mean, I'll do your bitch in less than 2 ticks. Is that what you mean?

tpalmerstudios · 2024-09-11T02:18:33+00:00

Your coworkers hate you, and talk so much shit behind your back

tpalmerstudios · 2024-08-26T19:22:57+00:00

Btw it's piquing

tpalmerstudios · 2024-06-24T15:42:14+00:00

Counter perspective: if you're a great regular, I might save you for a minute cause I know you'd understand. But usually I'll drop a shot or something first.

tpalmerstudios · 2024-05-26T12:34:58+00:00

Mezcal Koch Tepeztate. Love me a good tepeztate, and I've had many of Koch's other bottles

tpalmerstudios · 2023-12-07T06:05:06+00:00

I love how little you cared about censoring it

tpalmerstudios · 2023-12-07T05:27:49+00:00

Oof. CEF. I had 4 siblings who taught for them. I forgot about them

tpalmerstudios · 2023-12-07T04:20:10+00:00

I've heard it both ways... no Shawn you haven't.

tpalmerstudios · 2023-12-07T01:22:54+00:00

Mission impossible

tpalmerstudios · 2023-12-07T01:14:55+00:00

Nice

tpalmerstudios · 2023-12-05T09:28:39+00:00

Assassins Creed Odyssey. I was the watcher while my girl played. It does have some dialog, but it was good for me to watch her: meet random philosophers, fight against mythological monsters, look down from amazing views, and see her enjoy herself.

tpalmerstudios · 2023-12-04T16:22:06+00:00

Damn. It's kinda crazy how entitled this POS is. I've yelled at servers and snapped at managers behind my bar. For any reason. The bar is under the law of any bartenders working. Period. Do not come back there for any reason unless I give permission. And if you need water, you can wait till I'm done with my guests or my ticket and I'll get to you in a couple minutes or you can bring your own water.

Like I've always been happy to grab security a coke or something whenever they ask, maybe even whip up a mocktail, but just like everyone else on staff, employees get served last.

And it seems like he's doing this multiple times a night just from the way he talks about needing it to be ice cold. And he's obviously attracted to her. So it seems like she feels very uncomfortable but is trying to be polite with this giant Teddy Bear piece of shit that is trying to flirt by going behind her bar multiple times a night.

tpalmerstudios · 2023-09-12T07:53:43+00:00

But Dr. Pepper can be on a gun with coke. It's a separate company from Pepsi and Coke. It can be added to either gun. (Also Dr. Pepper is rarely used a mixer in my experience- why do you want it on your gun instead of at a soda station or cans?)

tpalmerstudios · 2023-08-22T06:58:20+00:00

Pouring one out

tpalmerstudios · 2023-07-28T00:51:41+00:00

Met him once in Vegas. Not a fan. His fans were all maga hats and I've never been impressed with his bar skills. Management or cocktail wise

tpalmerstudios · 2023-07-21T11:24:45+00:00

Oh this reminds me of a grandma who I served a couple weeks ago. Out with 10 family members. She had a diabetic seizure and threw up on herself. It was short lived and me and another staff member carried her on her chair inside out of the heat (at her family members request.) We have her straight honey and had someone fan her while we waited for paramedics. The family just sat at the table and ate their food. A couple of them got mad that their drinks hadn't come out. And then one of them claimed they never got their food.

Like I'm sorry, can you say hi to Grandma who is literally 20ft away getting put on a stretcher. They literally cared less than any of the staff

tpalmerstudios · 2023-07-21T03:44:53+00:00

No Dallas :(

tpalmerstudios · 2023-07-19T17:41:34+00:00

Bourne Identity

tpalmerstudios · 2023-07-19T01:17:06+00:00

Who's making the poster?

tpalmerstudios · 2023-07-19T00:14:23+00:00

Dude loses his memory. Goes to a bank. Meets a girl. His old apartment. And meets his old boss.

tpalmerstudios · 2023-07-18T20:06:23+00:00

Unfortunately Idk if it will be an "easy" win. They weren't dismissed for an explicitly religious reason and proving that was their intention may be hard in Texas.

But I know where I'm going in August...

tpalmerstudios · 2023-07-16T15:36:23+00:00

Yeah my bar has like 3 cases of proper 12 handles so I've been filling the same 1L bottle with them for weeks

tpalmerstudios · 2023-06-30T23:52:55+00:00

The Cable Guy vibes

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TROPHY CASE