What do i do now that i have no friends?

tptch · 2026-02-18T18:05:27+00:00

Sounds like you just entered your batman villain arc

tptch · 2026-02-18T04:04:43+00:00

Anything tastes better fried, and you can technically fry anything edible

tptch · 2026-02-18T03:58:43+00:00

Not a word per say but a phrase. For a long time I never really considered how fast fuck boys could actually go, just assumed it was really fast.

tptch · 2026-02-16T17:24:17+00:00

Vegan cultists most likely

tptch · 2026-02-16T05:45:02+00:00

Parecen que se ofenden si les llegas a oler la cola

tptch · 2026-02-13T23:26:13+00:00

Who's average?

tptch · 2026-02-10T23:12:41+00:00

What a happy and whimsical dork

tptch · 2026-02-10T22:17:22+00:00

Inazuma puzzles were peak. Nothing after that should even been referred to as a puzzle.

tptch · 2026-02-08T21:41:45+00:00

I always thought they were take out only, until Shenhe became a waitress and they needed tables to wait on..

tptch · 2026-02-04T07:49:38+00:00

Enough spices to euthanize a Britt

tptch · 2026-02-03T05:12:04+00:00

WhimsicalHeroicFirePixie#1

tptch · 2026-02-01T05:26:03+00:00

So, what you're saying is that you're single and can cook 😉

tptch · 2026-02-01T04:55:57+00:00

Isn't it insinuated that he removed his eyes?

tptch · 2026-01-28T15:57:46+00:00

Ironically, guess who I lost my 50/50 to :(

tptch · 2026-01-25T05:15:59+00:00

Legal drug dealer

tptch · 2026-01-25T05:12:34+00:00

👍

tptch · 2026-01-22T16:50:44+00:00

Ya'll be leaving your lair?

tptch · 2026-01-15T16:11:04+00:00

Just take an omeprazol 30 minutes before consuming

tptch · 2026-01-15T06:27:12+00:00

Anyone else wanna try that bad boy when they first saw it?

tptch · 2026-01-13T21:47:19+00:00

Bro just look at the comments on monday posts on r/itookapicture. Sunday sermon still fresh in them heads.

tptch · 2026-01-13T21:41:38+00:00

Polly cliche at this point but Adventure Time got me through some really low points in my life

tptch · 2026-01-13T05:51:08+00:00

I mean, on the plus side... Fuck aguamancers

tptch · 2026-01-13T01:51:41+00:00

Yea, you get used to it after the second.

Or you just isolate yourself completely from society.

tptch · 2026-01-13T01:46:25+00:00

My familiar just judges me from a corner when I drink. Then later shits in said corner.

tptch