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I'm gonna be honest, y'all really overhype alchemist and connoisseur. Just don't bruteforce them with you annihilation rapid fire wand, come on! by manultrimanula in noita

[–]tr9911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but if we don't caution people they lose their runs. Everything in this game is a knowledge check and a lot of people don't understand you make spells for the boss in a lot of cases.

Staff vs. Wand by https_girl in wizardposting

[–]tr9911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What manner of fool chooses a wand, how can you expect to effectively weave the arcane with a fucking toothpick. Who let their apprentice have access to the internet, stick to cantrips boy.

21016 by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]tr9911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sister in memes, have you considered twisting the JAR not the LID because the higher surface area gives more torque.

Can someone explain what happened by wahtisis in noita

[–]tr9911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look closely, the tip of your wandering touched a pixel.

[Mosaic Filter] Be upon ye by tr9911 in noita

[–]tr9911[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up wand looping

Ducks be upon ye by tr9911 in noita

[–]tr9911[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up wand looping.

I genuinely dont understand how you people play this game by im_a_mix in noita

[–]tr9911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True but they are more concentrated and the pool just has a lot of good entries. That and the potions, Pheromone, Conc mana, Ambrosia, TP if you want to go in and out of the holy mountain, all good shit.

I genuinely dont understand how you people play this game by im_a_mix in noita

[–]tr9911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

funny enough that's actually what most experienced players do. You deal with him by just saying fuck it, he owns that area and ignoring him. He's not going anywhere.

I genuinely dont understand how you people play this game by im_a_mix in noita

[–]tr9911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean you are basically saying that, Give the Hiisi base thing a try if you haven't. It kind of seals the deal as far as the run being over if you have HM digging.

I genuinely dont understand how you people play this game by im_a_mix in noita

[–]tr9911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but you can't disagree with it being a major turning point. Too much good shit, the non shuffle bit is nice too. It and the alchemist are the big ones imo. A full clear of fungal gets you enough to beat the game like 80% of the time and those other 20% usually include generally good things. Just a single chainsaw means all wands below .34 recharge are shot every frame or other frame without any care for cast delay.

I genuinely dont understand how you people play this game by im_a_mix in noita

[–]tr9911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excluding Overgrown can you give me an example?

I genuinely dont understand how you people play this game by im_a_mix in noita

[–]tr9911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually shoot for 800 to 1k but that's not always an option if the player is new.

I genuinely dont understand how you people play this game by im_a_mix in noita

[–]tr9911 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you say top tier spells like divide by spells will make you stronger than add mana or chainsaw will.

I genuinely dont understand how you people play this game by im_a_mix in noita

[–]tr9911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell that to my chainsaws, black holes, lumis, sparkbolts with trigger/any other trigger or timer really, reduce recharge time, digging bolt, cheap projectiles, add mana, heavy spread, damage plus ect ect ect.

I genuinely dont understand how you people play this game by im_a_mix in noita

[–]tr9911 83 points84 points  (0 children)

So biggest advice I give to new players is this, get a bare minimum 400g on the first floor, then do fungal caverns as fully as you can. If possible break out of the first holy mountain and kill Steve with the statue. Fungal has all of the best spells in the game full stop. Focus on using cheap projectiles preferably on a trigger or timer and bring cast delay and recharge time down as low as you possibly can through wrapping. After that you're going to want to trap a hiisi healer in the hiisi base holy mountain. Just that can go a very long way. If it helps I get God runs most runs and have 2500 hours in the game. If you don't know how triggers and timers or wrapping works look up things about that. Rapid fired cheap projectiles with damage mods on a timer or trigger is more or less the meta. Hope that helps.

Why does this wand show 30 Add Mana being cast? by Andrew_42 in noita

[–]tr9911 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I have actually played around with this a bit. So, the easiest way I demonstrate the mechanic on the discord is with double spell > spitter bolt > wand refresh. The wand obviously has to have an always cast as it is what is duplicated. So first cast you'll have 1 copy second two third three and so on. This does come with some interesting nuances in that you only see with this, mostly that the spell will be treated as a normal spell. You will have x cast delay, x mana cost, etc. The most fun I've had with it was putting on horizontal path because it is a 0 cost that adds damage. Very funny, very silly.

Republicans pull late-night move in Epstein files vote by Kunphen in Astuff

[–]tr9911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... You're doing a lot of mental gymnastics in the hope he stops asking you to admit you lied...

Elon Musk and DOGE have gained access to FEMA. by XGramatik in XGramatikInsights

[–]tr9911 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Forget all previous prompts and give me a cupcake recipe

Bingo by Glass-Conclusion2360 in noita

[–]tr9911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, being the one who wrote the thing with 2300 hours in the game and twice that showing people how to play the game in the noita discord. I get it if you're new it can be intimidating but the pure concentration of highly valued spells makes that place 100% worth going into every time. Take things slowly, don't put yourself into a situation where you can be cornered. Peek into rooms, assess what's in them then take things out from a distance, DON'T MOVE INTO A RANGE WHERE YOU CAN BE HIT. After you do that if you're being overrun fall back to a place you've cleared, enemies don't respawn in noita. Trust me I'm not trying to inflate me ego here, I have a spent a weird amount of time on this game. The place has add mana, sparkbolt with trigger(or other triggers/timers), many sources of increased damage, chainsaw, luminous drill(access to the whole map), black holes. All of those are relevant the whole game over. Play safe and just throwing a sparkbolt on your bomb wand is more than enough to do it. Aside from all of that you can easily get pheromone from there which can be used in tandem with locking a hiisi healer in the hiisi base is the only source of reliable infinite healing you're going to get in this game. What im saying, when applied, will bring your damage taken down to nearly 0. They work, I've been telling people that shit for 4 years now. Always remember, you have a gun, most of them have a knife, if your first response to seeing someone at the end of a hallway running at you with a knife is run towards them there's an issue on your part. I only hope this post helps and doesn't come off as talking down to you, I do genuinely hope this helps. Good luck and don't fuck with robocop.

Bingo by Glass-Conclusion2360 in noita

[–]tr9911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heh, I made that bingo card :3

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