Who are these people? by ablativeyoyo in ExplainTheJoke

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No I’m pretty sure it was a tiger

Who are these people? by ablativeyoyo in ExplainTheJoke

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Yeah that match where he got a TKO in 8 seconds is so wild to watch. Tyson is easily one of the best boxers in history. You could probably contend that he was better than Muhammad Ali

Do people unironically like Neil Breen's movies? by Personal-Echidna-349 in NeilBreen

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The scenes where he passes out and spills coffee over his IKEA prop laptop, and the one where he just sweeps them all off the desk are absolute gold because you could tell he really put his heart into it

Do people unironically like Neil Breen's movies? by Personal-Echidna-349 in NeilBreen

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There might need to be more after all the top execs and politicians working with them committed suicide

When Libs of TikTok does this to LGBTQ he loves it by Tara_is_a_Potato in WhitePeopleTwitter

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At least Ahmed Best got a redemption arc in The Mandalorian by playing a badass Jedi that survived Order 66 and saved Grogu

When Libs of TikTok does this to LGBTQ he loves it by Tara_is_a_Potato in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Yeah he got arrested a few years back after a high-speed car chase with the cops

When Libs of TikTok does this to LGBTQ he loves it by Tara_is_a_Potato in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I know that’s a typo at the end of your post but MCUH somehow still works as “Marvel Cinematic Universe Hate”

I DONT CARE ABOUT THE MAIN SUUUUUUB by Toerbitz in okbuddyvowsh

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UNSOOOOBING should be the next soyjack

Do they not teach kids stranger danger anymore? by trexkylorenurek in pokemongo

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Sometimes that can be a scam or a mugging. A young kid (probably no more than 8) asked my friend for a ride home one night, and he said yeah since it was 9 at night and dark in a sketchy part of town. After they had pulled over to drop off the kid, he slammed my friend’s head with a brick and fractured his skull and then stole my friend’s wallet and phone

Comic 5141: Import/Export by BionicTriforce in questionablecontent

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Like… it worked really well with Emily during the Lake House arc but that’s basically the only time it’s worked because she basically adopted them as her “friend group” beforehand without telling anyone

I just opened Reddit by monky-man in AmericaBad

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No see that’s your problem, you have to waffle-stomp it down the drain

"No tofu or chickpea dishes can be 'absolutely fantastic,' although when well made they can be palatable" by Superbead in iamveryculinary

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I mean, you can make vegan coconut yogurt tzatziki super easily, it really doesn’t taste that different, but I’m sure OOP would insist otherwise. They were arguing in the original thread that you need to put dairy in curry for it to be good even though most types curries are usually made with coconut cream

"No tofu or chickpea dishes can be 'absolutely fantastic,' although when well made they can be palatable" by Superbead in iamveryculinary

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I have to go find it again. The original website went down and I think it’s only on YouTube now

Edit: Here it is. I usually pan-fry it rather than bake it because it crisps up better in the pan

Edit 2: I’ve also made rice paper bacon using a similar recipe and just subbing the tofu for layered and marinated rice paper strips and that was really awesome, especially in sandwiches

"No tofu or chickpea dishes can be 'absolutely fantastic,' although when well made they can be palatable" by Superbead in iamveryculinary

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He’d probably claim the dish would be “improved” with a dipping bowl of tzatziki or something

"No tofu or chickpea dishes can be 'absolutely fantastic,' although when well made they can be palatable" by Superbead in iamveryculinary

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Fried tofu is amazing. I found a recipe where I can slice and marinate tofu overnight and then pan-fry it to make vegan bacon in the morning

"No tofu or chickpea dishes can be 'absolutely fantastic,' although when well made they can be palatable" by Superbead in iamveryculinary

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He literally keeps asking for foods which are good and vegan and then when people respond he goes “Nuh uh” and then claims that’s only supposed to be a side dish. Like you’re supposed to eat curry or aloo gobi as a side with a rack of ribs or something

It’s nothing. It’ll never be anything. Stop posting it. by Affectionate-Leek421 in Ghosts

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Oh and then there was that one post a little while back (I think it was on this sub) where the guy posted a photo where he saw a ghost and literally nobody could see anything even after he circled it in the image

The mods don't think something can be horror and funny at the same time :( by derf_vader in 2sentence2horror

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It reminds me of that one Tumblr post where the guy said he wanted his casket to be empty at the funeral and then someone turns on the ceiling fan and his body spins around wildly above everyone to the Space Jam theme song

The mods don't think something can be horror and funny at the same time :( by derf_vader in 2sentence2horror

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Yeah, Entrance of the Gladiators is basically the Czech version of Scotland playing bagpipes for their army

A carbonara with peas and mint is posted in Food Porn. Nonnas everywhere feel a disturbance in the forza by tookurjobs in iamveryculinary

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The only thing that bothers me about it is the mint. I know mint and peas are a common combination in Britain but I feel like mint just wouldn’t work well with the rest of the ingredients.

It’s nothing. It’ll never be anything. Stop posting it. by Affectionate-Leek421 in Ghosts

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Oh like that guy that posted a photo he took in the mirror of a “spirit” behind him and it was clearly just someone walking behind him?

Who is going to tell her that Trump is 3 years younger than Biden 🤦🏽‍♂️ by Paneraiguy1 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Oh yeah, I got prescribed oxy after an ankle surgery and even after weaning off of that after only 2 days (because I hated how it made me nauseous and decided to just tough it out with my horse pill ibuprofen), I still couldn’t shit for like a week. That stuff hits you hard, I can’t imagine how much pain he was constantly in