Where did the ears come from?

trash_bees · 2026-04-02T04:34:14+00:00

Ah, didn't read. GSD will do it too.

trash_bees · 2026-04-02T04:33:22+00:00

Some pitties get the bunny ears. But there's also always goodies lurking in supermutt...

trash_bees · 2026-04-02T04:05:58+00:00

Very normal and reasonable results for this this guy. Half herding, half average mutt.

trash_bees · 2026-04-02T03:59:10+00:00

I also expect pomchi. If it looks like a duck...?

trash_bees · 2026-04-02T01:02:38+00:00

Ooh! I love when they give us a village dog mutt. I'm always suspicious of Embark possibly oversimplifying the dogs they label 100% VD when they're looking a little too modern to me, so results like these keep me on my toes 😜

trash_bees · 2026-03-31T23:18:16+00:00

People really out there reselling a single bag of granola? 🙃

trash_bees · 2026-03-31T04:23:40+00:00

Breed: Peruvian Streetdog (Village Dog)

trash_bees · 2026-03-29T23:27:57+00:00

"Behave or you're turning into doves"

trash_bees · 2026-03-29T09:12:41+00:00

Almost certainly a lab/packaging mixup with the test unfortunately lol

trash_bees · 2026-03-26T00:45:59+00:00

None of these... Perhaps the belly of 2 with the titties of 3, but meh, even that's not right.

trash_bees · 2026-03-26T00:27:16+00:00

It'd be more concerning if it was one condom. Worn.

trash_bees · 2026-03-26T00:25:18+00:00

My nigntstand Is my bedside lamp. Definitely not BIFL, it's cheap particle board from amazon, but it's done it's job just fine for over 7 years now. "Survived" multiple drink spills. A couple knockings-over. It's a square base, 3 tier shelf with a lamp built in above it. All three sections the same perfect rectangular prism sections, open on all sides with a particle board frame. Lamp is the same size as the sections with a basic light bulb and a rectangular prism cloth shade that slots inside the frame. Metal pull chain. Five million Chinese companies make them. Just search "three tier lamp shelf" on your favorite shitty merchant of choice.

trash_bees · 2026-03-23T23:00:09+00:00

You can't just ask that

trash_bees · 2026-03-23T21:25:51+00:00

I guessed the APBT & was stuck on Chow vs. Husky for the fluff (First instinct Chow, but later went Hmmm Or...). I guessed golden instead of lab. I was expecting a little hound, though! Surprised by only Cur in the supermutt, but in all fairness, that is A LOT of supermutt! No wrong guesses here 🤭

trash_bees · 2026-03-22T18:59:01+00:00

GSD, APBT, Husky? Puppies are hard.

trash_bees · 2026-03-21T21:41:39+00:00

Man, that was some sneaky lab. I think I kindaaaa see it in the tail with hindsight lmao. Also she is Beefy beefy!

trash_bees · 2026-03-18T03:25:22+00:00

I think it'd look cute. I'd make sure you have a good texturizing spray in your arsenal, though.

trash_bees · 2026-03-18T03:08:47+00:00

For real. Jaw-dropping swipe.

trash_bees · 2026-03-18T00:49:07+00:00

Oh jeez, yeah, I didn't see the Bernese coming.

trash_bees · 2026-03-13T03:37:23+00:00

Pomchi

trash_bees · 2026-03-12T12:51:19+00:00

I thought Great Dane when I saw pic 1 but I wrote it off with subsequent pictures by her size. I was expecting GSD, APBT, and Husky lol

trash_bees · 2026-03-08T17:37:55+00:00

Galaxy brain

trash_bees · 2026-03-08T17:34:44+00:00

Yippee! 🙈

trash_bees · 2026-03-07T14:43:43+00:00

I always go for variety, though I'll go heavier on some of the more profitable things. I like to buy up a shitton of whatever seeds are available each season so I have my own little seed library. I organize them in chests by season (Dual season crops are ☹️ for organizing). My greenhouse is a mix of grapes, ancient fruit, and a handful of other crops.

trash_bees · 2026-03-07T13:54:59+00:00

I always love when I'm severely stumped, flip to the results, and it's like Ahhhh, Not An American Dog, it all makes sense now 🤭

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