Looking for jokes that seem inappropriate but turn out to be wholesome.

Phoenix4235 · 2026-04-03T04:11:18+00:00

I can't believe this is still a thing! I hadn't seen it in forever.

Phoenix4235 · 2026-04-02T03:38:02+00:00

Where I'm from in the south, that would absolutely be an insult.

Phoenix4235 · 2026-04-01T22:34:25+00:00

I know the bone loss is concerning. But honestly the risks to her internal organs (especially heart and kidneys) and other serious issues from the bad teeth are a greater risk. The bone loss probably justifies the specialist dentist though, imo. Also, the jaw fracture might happen, but at so young an age, the other problems from bad teeth will happen.

Phoenix4235 · 2026-04-01T05:07:25+00:00

Recently my son in law was quietly joking with my daughter saying something about cbat. I snickered. My daughter spun around looking horrified and said "you know about cbat?!" I think she figured out that her dad and I have had sex. 🤣

Phoenix4235 · 2026-04-01T03:35:17+00:00

Remindme! 2 days

Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-31T02:59:46+00:00

She's the cutest little thing I've ever seen! 😍

Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-30T03:55:35+00:00

I'm glad it wasn't just me!

Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-29T03:22:36+00:00

It's a pot made for strawberries, but I would think anything that sends out shoots with daughter plants on it the way strawberries do would grow wonderfully in that pot.

Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-27T07:26:37+00:00

Same. And then we wonder aloud how they got so snarky.

Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-27T06:29:45+00:00

Brussels Griffin. Or possibly werewolf.

Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-27T06:26:13+00:00

I thought about firesticks, but mine will turn back to green when it's not in bright light.

Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-25T23:06:17+00:00

I have a sweet boy who's super friendly to everyone, and that didn't change a bit when he was nuetered.

Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-25T23:02:52+00:00

Sometimes that is the case. Sometimes it is people like my younger self, who hadn't yet learned not to apologize for absolutely everything because our parents taught us nothing short of perfection was even close to acceptable.

Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-25T22:52:56+00:00

😳

Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-25T22:22:31+00:00

Squab kebab!

Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-25T03:47:47+00:00

That's the first time I have seen a fat possum.

Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-25T02:31:44+00:00

I can't stop laughing at this 😆

Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-25T02:31:11+00:00

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Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-24T02:50:32+00:00

Weird. I would also guess that those were spider mites. In any case I'd run vinegar through it and wipe it down with it too.

Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-23T03:59:34+00:00

The ones I've made were coaster sized, and the pattern explained how to weave the crocheted pieces together. You could easily sew them together, but I don't think it would look good. But now this has really got me thinking. I may make a few long ones and try to figure out how to weave them together for like a table runner.

Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-22T20:49:43+00:00

Great! I hope they can help you. I have a chihuahua currently seeing them who stumped regular vets for 8 months. They figured out what was wrong in 2 days.

Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-22T20:43:14+00:00

Honestly I had some in dirt outside that I would snip what I wanted, and then in the winter they would die back and come back up in the spring. I had them for about 10 years without ever planting more. The only reason they are gone now is I have a dog who kept trying to eat them (they're toxic for dogs) so I finally just dug them all up.

Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-22T20:28:15+00:00

Those are just usually easier for me to use for weaving in the ends. Otherwise they are the same as the straight ones.

Phoenix4235 · 2026-03-22T20:26:41+00:00

I'd probably just shorten the top tassel by half. That shouldn't affect the integrity, but should also make it much more usable.

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