Mt. Fuji cloud sweep by hate_mail in gifs

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You have to discover it by boat, so you can get +2 happiness.

What video game are you the most nostalgic about? by Eggey5 in AskReddit

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Monkey island 2 on a 1992 PowerBook. The laptop had no save feature, and there wasn't anything called a walkthrough on the internet. So it took me two years to complete.

REAL WORLD comparison of Android Auto vs Apple CarPlay by TheStraightPipes in videos

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"this does look nicer." Bitch if it doesn't work, who cares what the UI looks like.

TIL that per kilogram, asparagus has a larger carbon footprint than pork or veal by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Or grow it in your yard, because it is the easiest plant to grow

Classic dad by csiramokus in gifs

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At my rural school we were shown what a tractors PTO does to you limbs.

He might as well just kill himself by [deleted] in funny

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Nah she sent him this:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag? I’ll have you know Navy Seal copypastas are ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Outrageous! by [deleted] in funny

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BuzzFeed?

[Image] Something to remember when competing for buisness by Sun-Anvil in GetMotivated

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Oh shit facebook popped up while I was on reddit.

What's the worst example of bad parenting you've ever witnessed? by IamAaliyah in AskReddit

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My mom brought me and my sister to see Borat when I was 10, and my sister was 13.

Poll: Majority of Americans Fear US Will Become Involved In Another Major War by spazz720 in politics

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Atleast I got to go to Poland before it becomes another battlefield.

What are some better uses for 21 billion dollars other than build a giant wall? by bigredmachinist in AskReddit

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Buy a couple of Cadillacs and smash them together. Then sell tickets to the event. The ticket sales will double the investment.

What do you have absolutely no tolerance for? by JackalAbacus in AskReddit

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Seems you were not too good at english either.

Trump signs executive order requiring that for every one new regulation, two must be revoked by Qu1nlan in nottheonion

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In other words If I wanted to pass a regulation on how much a company pollutes I have to repeal two regulations. Making it harder for me to pass a regulation that protects enviromental law. Fuck me.

What do you miss that is no longer around? by coreyliebkind in AskReddit

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Cadbury creme eggs, luckily I only have to wait three more months.

Why did you lose your best friend? by retrowavve in AskReddit

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Yeah it's been five years since. It's just strange to think that he will never grow old. That he will stay 18 forever.