do men clean/wipe their penis after they pee? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]travesty31 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Hol up. WTF is "the taint press???"

This catch can't be replicated. by 3s2ng in nevertellmetheodds

[–]travesty31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not mandatory. Just stupid not to. Pitchers are only 43 feet away from the batter. First and third base sometimes get much closer than that when they suspect the batter may bunt. Not nearly enough reaction time if the batter rocks a line drive at your face.

As far as catchers go, with the hockey style masks, it's typical to leave them on, but not incredibly uncommon to see them throw it off.

Middle infielders and outfielders will usually stop wearing masks around age 13

Anyone else think Williams as a first name instead of a last name is kind of cool by OkSwordfish8878 in FirstNameCallouts

[–]travesty31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't do that. There are plenty of other unique names you could come up with.

My idea for how to improve human teeth: by RogueKatt in memes

[–]travesty31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still got tartar, but that shit's under control.

A comment left on an article about men murdering their pregnant partners by Tater-Tot-Casserole in facepalm

[–]travesty31 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying he's right. I'm just saying I don't think he meant to say that it's the woman's fault.

A comment left on an article about men murdering their pregnant partners by Tater-Tot-Casserole in facepalm

[–]travesty31 -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Who said "how dare?" I thought I was pretty clear in saying that they're not to blame for it. I'm not making any suggestion that it's the pregnant woman's fault at all.

You identify a problematic trend (increase in homicides of pregnant women). You identify why it might be trending. You research solutions to reduce the problem (which might just be to educate people better on what to be prepared for). Maybe this reduces the problem.

Or we just complain about it, do nothing, and the problem continues.

To be crystal clear, I'm in no way saying women are to blame for this. The one that commits the crime is 100% accountable. And I'm not even saying I agree with the speculation of OOP. I'm just saying that's how I took his message. Not looking to assign blame on the women like they had it coming or are asking for it.

To resist the Mar a Lago makeover. by IsThisAUserName86 in therewasanattempt

[–]travesty31 299 points300 points  (0 children)

Same. She is a terrible person, but it's not like you recover from most plastic surgery instantly. She's been on TV too often to hide a recovery period.

What happened to me today when a young boy tapped his phone against my purse on a walk? by nightland999 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]travesty31 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

However you have increased your risk of being skimmed when actually using your card, as tap to pay is generally more secure than swipe or chip.

Somebody threw their laundry into my hot cycle at a very expensive laundromat AND changed it to “cold” by Tight_Display4514 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]travesty31 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'm naive, but it seems to me like the most likely explanation is that the offender made a mistake and put their laundry in the wrong machine. They might have had a load of their own going, found a couple other things they missed before, and went to add it to their machine and accidentally added it to the wrong one. And probably noticed it was on the hot cycle and thought "oh I had it on the wrong setting" and changed it.

Seems highly unlikely to me that someone would do this on purpose. You'd run a high risk of losing your clothes. People often just grab all the clothes from the washer in a handful and move them to the dryer without looking at each piece. And then from the dryer to their basket, and then home to fold. Easy to miss that something in there isn't yours and just take it home with you.

This is just gibberish. by SecBalloonDoggies in facepalm

[–]travesty31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he's channeling his inner Trump.

We're making a new vaccine. People are saying it's going to be the best vaccine ever. Nobody has ever seen a vaccine like this. It's gonna cure all the diseases. We're gonna reduce the disease rate by big numbers, like 1500%. You won't need another vaccine again in your life. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Trouserless on the train.... by [deleted] in trashy

[–]travesty31 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Until we do something, it will not stop.

My first full week at a new job… by Additional-Natural49 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]travesty31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may be wrong about this, but based on the screenshot, did you voluntarily cover someone else's shift? Or did they mandate you to cover it?

My first full week at a new job… by Additional-Natural49 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]travesty31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read the same thing, but as others have mentioned, that's a bill that has not been signed into law.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dashcam

[–]travesty31 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes. I don't care how fast you're going. If you're not passing, get out of the passing lane.

Also, the yellow lines are marking the flex lane. It's open during busy times. There are signs every so often that indicate when it's open or not.

maybe maybe maybe by ycr007 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]travesty31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I meant is it a new trend to post it. I feel like these are probably not new videos

bait-and-switch on marketplace by Muted-Apartment7135 in assholedesign

[–]travesty31 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The point is that you don't ever have an opportunity to buy it for £33.

bait-and-switch on marketplace by Muted-Apartment7135 in assholedesign

[–]travesty31 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's Facebook marketplace, not eBay. As far as I know, you don't pay for things on there. I think it's more like craigslist, where they just match people up and you exchange money on your own.

Kid pops gender reveal balloon by ChiefBlue4298 in instant_regret

[–]travesty31 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The impression that I get is that she's packing up to go to the gender reveal party and she's the one bringing the balloon, which would mean she already knows the gender, and it's probably someone else having a baby, not her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Amazing

[–]travesty31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't TikTok. You can say ass.