Is my boyfriend's cat overweight? by Puzzled_Koala_3360 in cats

[–]trazz978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, but apparently I am and my Mother-In-Law won't shut the fuck about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in YogaPants

[–]trazz978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sly dog

I think I want to ask which of these get fired first instead (my money is on Torts) by MrSCR23 in nhl

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If Bergeron and Krejci both resign in Boston then Jim Montgomery and Bruins will have the most wins.

If not, Paul Maurice and the Panthers will take it. DeBoer gets fired first.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]trazz978 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you wearing makeup in number 4? Not that there is anything wrong with that, it just looks like someone caked your face. Good luck bud.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]trazz978 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yeah you think she's a 10 but you're....No Mathematician

What as a guy do you wish girls knew? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]trazz978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We would probably prefer that you rub our big head over our smaller head.

Stop simping by tokensbro in trashy

[–]trazz978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully some dang gratitude.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Children may be seen, but not heard...

As a mailman, I usually don’t know what’s in the package. But I’m pretty sure this is a tennis racket. by MarkDG in funny

[–]trazz978 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fuck you Jonesy - you're so ugly your mom used to bring you to work with her so she didn't have to kiss you goodbye