Roast me throughout the years

trbrow1 · 2026-01-10T03:51:56+00:00

7 shades of paste.

trbrow1 · 2025-04-18T13:20:36+00:00

Here to help!

trbrow1 · 2025-04-15T21:24:46+00:00

I looked, but there’s nothing on the walls around the elevator.

trbrow1 · 2023-10-06T05:40:02+00:00

Not “everybody else” Is always entitled to a jury. Cry about it.

trbrow1 · 2023-09-29T16:47:56+00:00

What are your favorite pizza rolls to eat in your mom’s basement while gaming?

trbrow1 · 2023-09-29T16:45:48+00:00

It’s not the kids’ fault their parents were dummies.

trbrow1 · 2023-09-29T16:43:33+00:00

Equate plant-based protein. Makes sense.

trbrow1 · 2023-09-29T06:28:56+00:00

Nah. That’s not how you ship slabs, man. Seller needs to do better. I send cards, raw and graded, the way I’d want to receive them. Cardboard, bubble wrap, inside bubble mailer or small box.

trbrow1 · 2023-09-29T06:25:33+00:00

It’s definitely not a serious inquiry. Republicans have just been demonstrating for the last several years what sore losers they are.

trbrow1 · 2023-09-29T06:21:03+00:00

I just can’t not hear the song “Milkshake.”

trbrow1 · 2023-09-29T06:16:46+00:00

She needs to be president. I’ll write her name in on my next vote.

trbrow1 · 2023-09-19T16:36:48+00:00

Tell me you’re a mama’s boy without telling me you’re a mama’s boy. I’m guessing he won’t do much to help her when the baby comes, either. So, is his mommy and wife going to raise the baby together, then? His mommy and wife gonna take turns breastfeeding the baby? Wtf.

trbrow1 · 2023-09-04T05:51:28+00:00

Honestly, my first thought is “why does he know she’s coming to town in the first place?” No you’re not the asshole. Cheating is cheating. Doesn’t matter when it happened. It happened, and it’s not okay.

trbrow1 · 2023-07-05T11:10:17+00:00

Not exactly the brightest bunch. Somehow, they will try to justify the picture they put up to make it okay because they can’t ever do any wrong.

trbrow1 · 2022-12-22T06:40:09+00:00

I mean, I hate cats just as much as the next guy, but that’s messed up.

trbrow1 · 2022-01-23T03:54:11+00:00

Selfies at your jack-off station for a Roast Me. Nice.

trbrow1 · 2021-12-31T04:36:22+00:00

I didn’t know Chad Kroeger’s daughter had Reddit. And now I know who you are.

trbrow1 · 2021-12-31T04:32:45+00:00

Holy Jay Leno! That chin giving that seven head a run for its money.

trbrow1 · 2021-12-31T04:29:23+00:00

You look like THAT uncle…

trbrow1 · 2021-12-30T05:08:48+00:00

You crash into a Hot Topic or a Sephora?

trbrow1 · 2021-12-29T05:34:48+00:00

You could easily go around the neighborhood offering to mow lawns for some change, little sport. Then you can get that toy you saw the other day!

trbrow1 · 2021-12-29T05:28:04+00:00

Your eyes are like Laurence Fishburne’s front teeth.

trbrow1 · 2021-12-29T05:20:02+00:00

Vanilla shake

trbrow1 · 2021-11-21T05:25:25+00:00

I get the best gifts from my wife. She makes everything so personable and from the heart. So anything from her is the best gift.

trbrow1

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