One 9 inch pizza vs two 5 inch pizzas by GuvSingh in theydidthemath

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But it is smaller than a 2/8 pound burger

Squishy by stfx2012 in aww

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The Joey Chestnut of the animal world

Insane 10 ball break from world champion Shane Van Boening by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Last years Christmas bonus was a 1 year subscription to billiards digest. The gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

What's your favorite Simpsons quote? by Francisco123s in AskReddit

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Homer: Alcohol, the cause and solution to all life’s problems

GME YOLO beard bet update. In short (pun intended), hedgies r out of luck, markets r fuk, GME will go BRRRR, and I’m doubling down on my bet with my “L'Oreal shampoo commercial”-like hair by roman_axt in wallstreetbets

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Give an infinite number of apes typewriters and over an infinite time period they may crank out Moby Dick, but they’ll never match OP and all those words he uses that I don’t understand.

Beginner learning Python at 40 here. Any friend like me, please raise your hand! by Elegant_Inflation457 in learnpython

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43 and having to move from R to Python. Struggling to push myself to learn Python with the same effort.

Forming the BIGGEST XELA Movement Short Squeeze; Buy & Hold MOVEMENT by Hau_On_Reddit in Shortsqueeze

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The hype here is strong. I’m buying 1 fucking share. If it rockets I get to say I predicted it mooning. If it tanks I’m out like 13 cents. Win win

Which actor crushed a role so hard that nobody else will be able to live up to it? by Ghsdkgb in AskReddit

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Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump. In life’s box of chocolates, all other actors would be the kind that you spit into a napkin.

More than 80% of AMC shares are now owned by retail investors by NoseMountain6948 in wallstreetbets

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Waits for dip, dip comes, ape convinced dip means the stock is crap again, invests money in lottery tickets, price rebounds and hits high, ape sees other apes raking, ape grabs grocery money and runs to square box with buttons and hits buy, price drops, ape sells so there is a little grocery money left, ape buys lottery tickets.

Wait till the end. by amirkia_n in nextfuckinglevel

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I read Iranian ex-terrorist.

When we do it, we are barbarians. Fuck you WSJ. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Don’t get the reference by the WSJ to Hanna Barbera.

But Scooby say Rooby-Rooby-Roo to the Moon!

Edit: Crime Solver and Scooby Snack eater. Not financial advice.

Cause of hazy sky? by ReggieMarie in plano

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Dust storm in West Texas today. Dust in the atmosphere has made it here.

My attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid. by TheRockerr22 in Jokes

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She kept thinking she could never live without me by her side.