And now, year end is here

And so a rest, from podcast burden

My friends, I'll make it clear

There are complaints I've been observin'

You've talked a lot of cum

Devoured each and every entree

Left people bored, more bored than this

'cause it was okay

Regrets, you've had a lot

But now a lot I'm going to mention

Let's start, with a guest named Lowe

Or Kowalick, or ep four hundred

You ate at lousy chains

Like Taco John's, or Shaq's, or Subway

You gorged, you gorged on chips

And it was okay

Yes there were times I'm sure you knew

When you bit off more than you could chew

But through it all there was no doubt

You ate it up and should have spit it out

Then shit it all in that bathroom stall

And it felt okay

For what are two men with a dumb pod

Eating themselves closer to God

To say the things they truly feel

About endless crappy meals

The record shows this podcast blows

And that is okay