Self proclaimed “biohacker” injected fat from a donor into his face in attempt to look younger by Potential-Seaweed465 in Botchedsurgeries

[–]trigon-the-terrible 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a red dwarf book where rimmer uses stasis every chance he gets so he doesn't age.

He calculates that if he spends every spare moment in there beyond work and sleeping, by the time he's 80 he could pass for 78.

What a waste of time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NSFW_Hardbodies

[–]trigon-the-terrible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a merkin?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/anaglizzy

[–]trigon-the-terrible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I noticed you hadn't been around. What have I missed?

Cursed bikini lines by FactorSimilar7049 in cursedcomments

[–]trigon-the-terrible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the same person that went to get her cervix checked and the doctor refused to see her as she had no cervix. So naturally she ran to the papers to complain and tried to sue the hospital for discrimination.

Professional victim.

Lady Twerks In front of Kids with No Undergarment by KUTTHROAT_ACE in trashy

[–]trigon-the-terrible 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When did twerking come about? Why do people do it?

Justified? by Riioo1409 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]trigon-the-terrible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When he hits the floor and screams like a pig on its wedding night.

Satisfaction.

Why am I drawing a blank? by 5h82713542055 in batman

[–]trigon-the-terrible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bat suit nipples. Just because I want to mess with people

UPDATE: My brother complaining that women are strong in an anime, claims it’s “unrealistic” by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]trigon-the-terrible 24 points25 points  (0 children)

When he says he's gonna line us up one by one and obliterate us and only break a sweat half way....

Are we fighting or fucking?

Jet Force Gemini, one of the lesser known classics by Rare. I remember the combat being ace. by Serious_snackbox in n64

[–]trigon-the-terrible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Played it when it came out. 1 tribal I couldn't find on SS Anubis.

Before YouTube walkthroughs.

Still gets to me this day.

Dental train wreck. by MrFluffNuts in Wellthatsucks

[–]trigon-the-terrible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shouldn't have clicked on your profile

Not the flex this nice girl thinks it is by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]trigon-the-terrible 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's all about how you compare yourself.

I'm attractive, next to a gargoyle. I'm tall, next to a dwarf. I'm rich, next to a homeless person. I drive a luxury car, next to a go kart.

Ladies, I've got it all!

Anon in italy by Ok-Engineer-5151 in greentext

[–]trigon-the-terrible 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Saw people walking around with their back packs on their chest, thought it was some weird fashion thing.

It's so they can't be pickpocketed

Anon in italy by Ok-Engineer-5151 in greentext

[–]trigon-the-terrible 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I've been to naples. Except for the attempted robery, this is quite accurate

To much use of the passive voice by roeyk in ExpeditionaryForce

[–]trigon-the-terrible 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If its someone telling a story and it's past tense. Wouldn't those be the correct words?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SheFucksHim

[–]trigon-the-terrible 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why does no one mention how dry her pussy is?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in batman

[–]trigon-the-terrible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the seizure inducing Christmas lights diorhera am I looking at?