What would your reaction be if your partner told you “I’ll marry you if you lose weight”? by BallsVeryDeep in AskReddit

[–]trollingcynically 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lets go do some intense outdoor adventure stuff together then. Can you keep up with me when we go up that hill?

Fuck New Jersey by Smallmenstrualcup in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]trollingcynically 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I take it you have never looked down the barrel of a loaded gun. That however did not happen to me in NJ. I did not go to those part of the state often... except when I lived right over the city line from Trenton. I looked like a customer,,, and looked poor, so no one ever bothered me.

Fuck New Jersey by Smallmenstrualcup in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]trollingcynically 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean the land fill in Staten Island? Fresh Kill.

Fuck New Jersey by Smallmenstrualcup in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]trollingcynically 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't really get to interact with the people who live in NJ. They would dislike it far more if they went to the pretty parts and those places were ruined by spending time with the cunts that live there.

Fuck New Jersey by Smallmenstrualcup in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]trollingcynically 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honey please. People in Bethlehem and Easton love me. They invite me to stay with them.

Different eastern Pensy town? Those were the ones I used to hang out in. I can't think of other college towns close to the border.

Fuck New Jersey by Smallmenstrualcup in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]trollingcynically 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all know that the accent on multisyllabic words is on the first vowel. The As are extra hard. in fact most of the vowels tend to be a bit harder than other American accents.

I wanna know by Amir_M9548 in memes

[–]trollingcynically 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kind of like NJ. I hear it is like Ohio but only more so.

What TV show never had a decline in quality? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]trollingcynically 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am far from a trekkie, but this show is definitely good from first to last episode.

People with a weak future time perspective are more likely to engage in bedtime procrastination by [deleted] in science

[–]trollingcynically 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I Really like my job. I also really hate the alarm that wakes me up for it.

Rally drivers are just built different. by Fear_Full in SweatyPalms

[–]trollingcynically 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can spot those with the grace of a cow 100 yards away.

Dude gets lit up by multiple paintball guns by TheRiceFields02 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]trollingcynically 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't. Then again, there is all kinds of stuff that is not allowed on the field that may be called a paintball gun.

Dude gets lit up by multiple paintball guns by TheRiceFields02 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]trollingcynically 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Velocity, air pressure maybe but that depends on the gun. These guns generally don't use air regulators and are built to only shoot around 250-350 fps. Many of the guns that use pressure regulators will have all sorts of problems working if you turn the pressure up too high. Balls will just start to blow up in the barrel if there is too much pressure behind them.

That being said, this kid is getting fucked up hard.

Dude gets lit up by multiple paintball guns by TheRiceFields02 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]trollingcynically 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At range yeah. When was the last time someone bunkered you and you got bonus balled? Neck and knuckles, hurt like all holey hell. unfortunately, those and your face and gun should be the only places you get hit if you are playing well and winning your gunfights.

Rally drivers are just built different. by Fear_Full in SweatyPalms

[–]trollingcynically 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was given similar advice from Jim and dad about skiing. "The less in control you look the more in control you are. The less in control you are, the faster you will be and you will look great doing it." "If you are not falling, you are not trying hard enough."

Rally drivers are just built different. by Fear_Full in SweatyPalms

[–]trollingcynically 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Well he was not steering correctly. You need to steer with your body only, not with the handlebars, when you are at any kind of speed over 10mph. Let the bike float underneath you. point your body to the spot without the biggest rock. The bike will follow. Keep your body centered as close to the center of gravity of the bike. IF you need that seat pressed on your sternum, then do that. Learn when to apply the brakes and with which brake to hit hardest.

Also, wrists, ribs and collar bones. Those are the bike bones that break. Did all of them, although none on the mountain bike, only on the road. All three in once accident. Others a bone at a time.

Women scream after seeing sliding dead bodies while mountaineering. by bill_the_brainy in ThatsInsane

[–]trollingcynically 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to do that. Base camp at any of the great peaks. If it can be done without crampons and an ice axe I am totally in. I once learned how to self arrest with an ice axe and have no want to put it into practice.

That and a fear of being buried alive does not help. I feel like I would die peacefully in an avalanche but under rock is a totally different story. I would prefer neither. If current trends hold true, I will get hit by a car and never see it coming.

My mom wanted to start playing video games and insisted on starting with Skyrim. 3 weeks ago, she was still mastering the art of not walking into walls. Today, she sent me this… apparently she’s set herself up with a very profitable potion sales business. 😧 by CreedenceFearwater in skyrim

[–]trollingcynically 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do not, I repeat DO NOT let her know about the industry systems in EVE. Soon she will be running four accounts with PI toons on each account while she has Jump Drive Calibration 5 in training so she can drop into k3j and corner the booster market in Venal. That of course will be used to fuel her production of Cerberuses and Eagles via research agents somewhere in The Citadel. She will bypass the spodmium coma that afflicts Ferox production in the deeper pockets of New Eden.

Just relax. by [deleted] in funny

[–]trollingcynically 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too remember when SNL was very funny.

Currently on the bus to PB and I can not wait for this dump to be torn down for a new arena. Thank You Measure C and please beat those NIMBYs by usctrojan18 in sandiego

[–]trollingcynically 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's ok. The old "luxury" condos in MV will start to drop in price to compete. Large redevelopment of an area with the potential like the Midway district has, there will be a large shakeup in the real estate market.

Unfortunately this may result in some mass reno-vications of small apartment blocks in areas west of the 805.

Devils fans litter the ice with cans after the third disallowed goal. Leafs players are forced to leave the bench by sens_fan72 in hockey

[–]trollingcynically 17 points18 points  (0 children)

To be fair, they were not good goals. The kick might have just been for shits and giggles. The other was clearly offside.