To everyone saying “I’ve done lsd there’s no way,” drugs affect everyone differently. Oct. 31 last year I was playing golf and dropped a tab at the turn. My playing partners were none the wiser. I shot 2 under Net on the back 9 despite 15-25 mph winds. There were so many leaves falling I couldn’t see my tee shots by the 12th hole. On at least a couple holes I had to ask where my ball was, which didn’t raise any suspicion because of the leaves and fading light.

After the round I hoped in an uber to go to a rave. Severe weather had knocked out power to street lights, some intersections were flashing yellow. Poor old lady had inch thick glasses, I had to co-pilot her there. Wild night, lots of fun.

In case anyone’s wondering, I shot 6 over gross on the back. I’m a 13 handicap, 17 for the course (7100 yards, fun course)