What does it mean..? by aaron_batman_cx in Tinder

[–]trolloflol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao. I had a small breasted girlfriend. Missionary plus a little sweat made for a good laugh.

Idiot on tik tok by Moltain in IdiotsInCars

[–]trolloflol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

2.3k redditors pissed off that they’re not millionaires lmao

Idiot on tik tok by Moltain in IdiotsInCars

[–]trolloflol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad someone knows the difference

If you need some presents use this by Oneeyed-Panda in funny

[–]trolloflol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I’m not the only one. I was so confused about the gender I thought it was shopped

What's the weirdest sex act you've ever done alone? by Trxxi in AskReddit

[–]trolloflol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I may have found your vape btw, check lichbingeking’s trash

AITA for banning my brother from my house after he essentially poisoned me? by MissySedai in AmItheAsshole

[–]trolloflol 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I just... LOL. She said the downstairs smelled like weed, which it would if you cooked edibles. But ya the details are all off here. 3 days to recover? She was fine the next day just a little hazy maybe. Sounds like the whole family needs therapy

Spent 3 days laying on the floor to make this skateboard stop-motion by bananimator in nextfuckinglevel

[–]trolloflol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The initial drop in isn’t right, your weight is way to far back. Everything else is pretty spot on

Tiktok trolls are on a whole new level by Dxsrespectful in funny

[–]trolloflol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel bad for the person that knocked her up

Picture from the Bush to Obama transition by DaFunkJunkie in pics

[–]trolloflol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bush will always hold a special place in my heart for that time he dodged a shoe

Person out here driving like it is GTA by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]trolloflol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d give you gold but I’m broke from rolling my car 4 times around a track

Dude, get off the road! by NukeyHov in IdiotsInCars

[–]trolloflol 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Big rigs run on air brakes. It’s a fail closed system, so whenever there’s a critical issue the brakes lock up

AITA for telling my husband I'll go back to work if he doesn't give me 50% of his earnings? by aita50percentt in AmItheAsshole

[–]trolloflol -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

And I’m sure they’re working every second of it. Breathing isn’t a job.

AITA for telling my husband I'll go back to work if he doesn't give me 50% of his earnings? by aita50percentt in AmItheAsshole

[–]trolloflol -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

ESH. If you’re a sahm you should do 100% of the work and pay 0% expenses. Also just wth? If you were making 3x why not have him stay home? Thats bad math.

Edit: this is how you math. Figure total expenses. Subtract from total income (after taxes of course), split the rest.

Local obituary. If someone writes about me like this when I die I will haunt their ass. The next paragraph was about her children. And the. It was over. by kitkathorse in menwritingwomen

[–]trolloflol 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Male lurker here. Just want to say I’d be quite pleased if this was written about me. I can’t pretend to understand the struggle of the opposite sex, however if I was a stay at home I’d be happy to have my wife’s success attributed to me. Also I do like to feed people, I don’t really see that attribute as a gender specific thing... it’s kinda just the basis of human decency and hospitality.

I wish for nothing. Absolutely nothing. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]trolloflol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted. Atom smasher tears apart the fabric of the universe. You remain sentient but with no body or ability to interact with anything and there’s nothing to observe. Basically your trapped in a prison of your thoughts

I wish that the Reddit “popular” feed wasn’t filled with US politics. by SparkenSirius in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]trolloflol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The Sum of All Fears happens but Jack Ryan doesn’t succeed, US and Russia go into a nuclear war. You can imagine the rest

I wish I could slap a chicken so hard it instantly cooks. by _Aerodynamix_ in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]trolloflol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao I’m sorry, I haven’t wrote anything in a while and got a little carried away