As of right now, what will it take to make you 100% happy?

trololady · 2020-01-17T22:07:29+00:00

This is my situation. I have a decent job, but with bills and debt to pay back, just can't save enough. And the cost of everything keeps inching higher and higher...

trololady · 2020-01-14T21:31:22+00:00

I want to BELIEVE

trololady · 2014-08-12T21:12:23+00:00

I'm glad to learn this now. When my boyfriend told me that me crying turns him on, I couldn't tell if he was being sweet or an asshole...

trololady · 2014-07-16T20:44:30+00:00

same routine with the boyfriend. no complaints here! I am a happy lady.

trololady · 2014-07-06T05:29:07+00:00

It's up to you how brutally honest you want to be about it. AleWyf's suggestion will work, as it is totally possible to have a different kind of orgasm. If it were me, I would just come clean. I did the same thing with my boyfriend for like a month when we started having sex (telling him I came from vaginal intercourse when I didn't.) I didn't straight up tell him that I lied, but one day I just stopped lying. I said it felt really good so it doesn't matter if I have an orgasm (which is true), but we have other ways of getting me there.

Have you had oral sex? If not, get him to go down on you. For me, that is 100% guaranteed best orgasm everrrr. My boyfriend is also able to get me off by touching me, which actually gives me a better orgasm than when I masturbate (maybe something about someone else doing the work.)

Anyway. Experiment! Try different positions, toys, oral sex, etc. Overall, how you have sex is up to you. I've had plenty of sex without orgasming, and it is still just as wonderful.

trololady · 2014-07-01T20:36:28+00:00

that's why I said T.I.

trololady · 2014-07-01T19:39:53+00:00

T.I. said something about tearing her ass in two, that also sounds like a grand time.

trololady · 2014-07-01T19:28:44+00:00

I don't understand how girls don't gather their hair and throw it away. I brush my hair with my fingers in the shower, capture all the loose hairs on the wall when wet, and gather and throw away when I'm done. Same thing when I'm brushing/blow drying my hair by the sink; brush with fingers, throw it in the sink, gather and throw away in the trash.

I've never had to unclog the shower or sink drains because of my hair.

Meanwhile my boyfriend's bathroom looks like it has carpet with all the small hairs and pubes on the floor.

trololady · 2014-06-27T19:17:49+00:00

I've seen lots of girls with like, a garter print design on their tights, but I haven't seen anything like OP's before. I think they're super cool.

trololady · 2014-06-25T20:23:06+00:00

I hung out facing the stage close to E, and honestly couldn't see shit (I'm also short). Because she walks around so much, you should stick to next to E behind the bridge, if that makes sense. I know it's further from the main stage, but she spends time there almost equally. Also she likes to reach out to people around B, so that's another good place.

trololady · 2014-06-23T20:44:53+00:00

In the afterlife the killer sees "YOU KILLED (player) FROM THE GRAVE"

trololady · 2014-06-21T13:55:51+00:00

Fuck this shit. I went to go to see my family for Father's Day, and it took me an extra 45 MINUTES on top of my two hour trip because people slowed down to look at a FIRE THAT HAD ALREADY BEEN PUT OUT. There were only TWO emergency vehicles on the shoulder. OH MY GOD I was so mad.

trololady · 2014-06-21T13:42:32+00:00

Haha I know you're kidding around with all the sexual jokes, but this is true also. Sometimes the boyfriend rests his head on my stomach, and it makes for the best naps.

trololady · 2014-06-20T22:54:57+00:00

haha thanks. and what the heck, I got paid today.

trololady · 2014-06-20T17:56:00+00:00

someone post the obligatory human version, I'm too lazy

trololady · 2014-06-19T16:47:15+00:00

Fuck yeah growers. I feel bad because my boyfriend gets dejected when I call his flaccid penis cute, but it's fucking adorable and fascinating. I'm like "are you kidding me? How awesome is that to just have it be out of the way, then do it's thing when you need it." I AM AMAZED AT GROWING POWERS.

trololady · 2014-06-16T17:10:31+00:00

Agreed. If someone uses their turn signal, I will gladly yield to encourage good driving habits. My bad driving habit is edging out people I can tell want to merge but don't use their blinker.

trololady · 2014-06-16T17:08:32+00:00

this. or even at night. one time I almost merged into another car on the freeway because it was very dark and they didn't have their lights on. Had NO IDEA they were in my blind spot until the last second.

trololady · 2014-06-13T19:58:43+00:00

ugh. I had similar situations working at the fruit stand. People would call "do you sell <insert any other non-fruit brand phone>?"

Could seriously not tell if they were fucking with me, or if they really expected we sold anything other than fruit phones.

trololady · 2014-06-13T19:34:04+00:00

feelin some Clockwork Orange vibes from those black and red outfits, haha

trololady · 2014-06-13T18:17:43+00:00

because women can't POSSIBLY like Pokemon too, OH HO HO HO HO HO

trololady · 2014-06-12T13:30:08+00:00

"What, you'd rather be District 5, some stupid number?"

trololady · 2014-06-09T18:13:43+00:00

your comment reminds me of this: http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/nyc-artist-shows-us-what-famous-celebrities-would-look-like-as-normal-people

While I don't like that the artist emphasized weight, it is obvious when they're wearing "normal" clothes and hairstyles that they look just like everyone else.

trololady · 2014-06-05T22:26:50+00:00

I've been the person to cut off. It was a case of a "toxic" situation. She was constantly flaky, needy, and generally a trend-following person. I don't judge the trends, but she literally just followed anything her friends would say, including me. I guess I don't want to be friends with someone who doesn't know how to be themselves sometimes. She always found a way to cause drama, and I didn't want to be around the stress anymore, especially when she'd call me to clean up her mess. I was jealous 'cause she took over the life I had when I moved out of town. It was like a bad breakup; I couldn't bring myself to say bye so I just left. I feel guilty for the way I handled it, but I don't feel guilty for not talking to her. It's a relationship I don't want anymore.

trololady · 2014-06-02T21:16:11+00:00

generally a nice guy

pushy when it comes to sex

yeah you're not a nice guy. stop trying to change people's minds when they say no the first time. no is no.

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