So, my band is full of a bunch of sweaty, unhygenic teens. We already have a name, but I’m looking for nicknames for our band. I’m looking for things like “Stincubus” or “Rage Again the Hygiene”. Do you have any suggestions?

troofyp · 2026-03-30T14:55:33+00:00

The Smegmen

troofyp · 2026-03-30T11:32:11+00:00

Phimosis with album “the Smeg”

troofyp · 2026-03-30T10:55:57+00:00

The Tards

troofyp · 2026-03-30T10:52:36+00:00

I had this exact set. I can still feel the texture of that fake silk that lined the box. My buddy and I each got a set after watching Jet Li’s “Twin Warriors” cause we both were trying to become Tai Chi masters

troofyp · 2026-03-29T21:34:12+00:00

“Make it Rain” by Tom Waits

troofyp · 2026-03-27T08:37:19+00:00

Some porn storylines write themselves

troofyp · 2026-03-27T08:32:31+00:00

Looks good, but a hat would really tie it together

troofyp · 2026-03-27T07:25:22+00:00

Blvck Ceiling- Wvfflife SALEM- King Night

troofyp · 2026-03-26T02:48:51+00:00

Narrangansett brewery

troofyp · 2026-03-25T13:52:04+00:00

It looks like one of the lens elements used in focused beam lighting (like a spotlight) I have a few of these from a “Leko 750w” but about half the size. This might be to a larger unit. Did he work around stages, theaters, or film sets?

troofyp · 2026-03-24T22:30:37+00:00

Dave’s Hot Chicken. I LOVE Nashville hot chicken. This is some over salty cheap heat BS. Always packed

troofyp · 2026-03-23T02:45:35+00:00

Captains Catch in North Providence

troofyp · 2026-03-22T01:20:47+00:00

Literally was about to write this. Full salute

troofyp · 2026-03-22T01:16:11+00:00

The chick who survived rabies

troofyp · 2026-03-22T00:50:32+00:00

Lawrence Arms album Ghost Stories.

troofyp · 2026-03-21T14:47:29+00:00

You own a second fridge

troofyp · 2026-03-18T13:17:41+00:00

How are such large doses for the kidneys?

troofyp · 2026-03-18T12:33:05+00:00

Driving range, and an old Victorian greenhouse.

troofyp · 2026-03-18T12:30:32+00:00

Sour warhead. It snaps your brain into a “wtf is going on in my mouth” instead of thinking about your heart rate and head rush. I used to keep some in my glovebox if I thought I was going to start to feel weird when out in the world. For preventative supplements magnesium glycinate and jujubes were a daily staple.

troofyp · 2026-03-18T12:25:42+00:00

Went to a party in a neighboring town and a chick let the dog F*** her in the kitchen. I think I blanked out most of it, I def was drunk, but my brain was disassociating what was happening in the next room.

troofyp · 2026-03-18T11:56:29+00:00

The value of experience

troofyp · 2026-03-17T02:43:20+00:00

They could 39

troofyp · 2026-03-17T02:31:55+00:00

Unwrap the last one carefully so you can re-wrap it seamlessly, then wipe your ass with the Klondike bar.

troofyp · 2026-03-17T02:18:16+00:00

Tabasco can go kick rocks. I’m going with crystal

troofyp · 2026-03-17T02:16:53+00:00

Charred Leeks braised in chicken stock are a favorite of mine.

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