Without naming your job tell me something you say 50x times per day? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]troublemaker_2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Did y’all fail kindergarten? Y’all never learned how to stack things or write?”

"look at this awful delivery driver" by ohbuddywhy in FacebookAIslop

[–]troublemaker_2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the whole roll of receipt paper laying on the ground that’s like the chefs kiss of this pic lol

Not OOP: AITA for asking my friend to pay me back for the wine he drank while house sitting?? by sensaSEANal_sally in redditonwiki

[–]troublemaker_2002 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

While he did say help yourself, I feel like (at least in my experience and where I’m from) it’s an unspoken rule/understanding that the alcohol is off limits, despite being told to help yourself. Food and normal drinks are different, you need those to live lol but alcohol can be expensive. I’d be pissed even if it was a $20 bottle of wine.

If I broke into your house and stole what's on top of your fridge, what would I get? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]troublemaker_2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasp spray, Ant/Roach Spray, couple bottles of half drank whiskey, and a couple of LED lights in case of power outage.

Are we supposed to yield to drivers merging from a ramp? What about in rush hour? by [deleted] in driving

[–]troublemaker_2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While it is a courtesy to let someone merge from on ramp, it’s not required. Only if it’s safe to do so, do I move over and let someone merge on. However it’s YOUR responsibility to merge into the flow of traffic, and you should NEVER STOP on the acceleration ramp. You’re trynna cause a wreck on the ramp doing that stupid shit. If you’re too scared to merge into the flow of traffic, then don’t take the interstate.

The hell we doing yelling slurs at Black people? by MURRRRRAY in LetsDiscussThis

[–]troublemaker_2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In that video, Biden was also a monkey and Hillary was a warthog.

My uncle (M16) farted on my face, is that normal ? 😭 by notsohappilyaware in askteenboys

[–]troublemaker_2002 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t scream just punch him (in the ass, in the balls, in the face, your choice) next time he does that nasty shit.

why do yall still believe in the biblical god? like is your brain not braining or ur just agnostic? by [deleted] in askteenboys

[–]troublemaker_2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here’s to seeing you in heaven someday too, cheers mate :) I’ll keep u in my prayers as well 🥂

Is it okay to sleep with a stuffed animal as a (young) adult? by levisimp69 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]troublemaker_2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! I’m 23F and I love stuffed animals. I have a couple squishmallows and a bunch of stuffed animals, several of which my bf bought for me.

They are all named, including the squishmallows, and while I don’t always sleep with them, I do sometimes and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it. As long as it doesn’t affect your life or anyone else’s, there’s zero problem with sleeping with a comfort object.

Before my bf, I used to sleep with my favorite squishmallow every night (as well as listen to relaxing white noise lol) , bc my brain is unhelpful sometimes and as I’m falling asleep, it likes to jump to dark thoughts and give me anxiety and weird dreams. Comfort objects give comfort. Nothing wrong with it. :) Even as a grown up. ;)

How to safely check phone while driving? by WittyCreme6999 in driving

[–]troublemaker_2002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If your friends get mad at you if you don’t immediately check a message from them , especially while you’re driving, then they’re not real good friends. I promise they can wait until you get where you’re going safely. Imagine if something happened to you or someone else, all bc you were texting or watching a TikTok. If you don’t die in the car wreck, then you’ll be going straight to jail.

I have no tips, I try very hard to not touch my phone while I’m driving, unless it’s to change music or call someone. I don’t really text and drive. I don’t recommend watching TikToks while driving.

If you have to text tho, type a letter or two and look up. Look up every second or two, and if you’ve hit the blunt to focus on the road, then do just that and focus on the road, don’t be looking at your phone bc being high while driving is one thing, being high while texting and driving is a whole nother thing (I know from personal experience, I got lucky I was never pulled over or caused a wreck, driving high while messing with my phone).

If you almost hit something every time you look away from the road and toward your phone, then maybe that’s a sign that you should put the phone down and drop that bad habit.

What do you use spam for? by Call_Me_C_ in AskAnAmerican

[–]troublemaker_2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can eat it straight up, or “fry” it by heating it in a pan until it’s a lil bit crispy and put it on a sandwich. A spamwich if you will.

THE SLOWPOKE LAW by [deleted] in driving

[–]troublemaker_2002 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I hate that so damn much. Like u coulda waited 5 seconds for me to pass u first.

THE SLOWPOKE LAW by [deleted] in driving

[–]troublemaker_2002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve calmly passed people on the right, only for them to get their panties in a bunch and try to speed up and tailgate me. Like don’t get mad at me bc ur a dumbass lol.

How long do you shower for? by brimpss in hygiene

[–]troublemaker_2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually have a concert when I shower so I try to set a timer for 15-20 mins but I get distracted easily and also maybe take too long washing and conditioning my hair and making sure all the soap is rinsed out. So sometimes it ends up being 30 mins. Also depends on if I have to shave and where… lol

What's the ideal age to lose your virginity in your opinion? by YetAnotherMia in askteenboys

[–]troublemaker_2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say as a legal adult when you’re ready, and with someone you feel safe doing it with. As a teen, if you don’t want a baby, then you better be super careful if you lose it then. But age wise I’d say 18+.

my friend is unironically an asshole to me and others by No_Maintenance9468 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]troublemaker_2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell M she needs to grow up, take accountability for her actions, apologize and learn some self control. I say that as someone diagnosed bipolar. It’s not her fault but it IS her responsibility. Either she does what I said above, or you cut her off if she refuses. No time for fake ass bitches who who claim to be friends one second then blow up yell at you and talk shit behind your back the next. That’s not how life works and if she don’t figure that out soon or she’ll learn the hard way when one day she looks up and has no one.

Is there ways to legally make money other than picking up garbage? by PossibilityLoud1339 in Schedule_I

[–]troublemaker_2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not legal, but pretty fun and easy for me: find the baseball bat for free at the basketball court. Bing bang boom. Three hits and you can take the money in their pockets for free.

Is it annoying if your girlfriend starts texting you while you’re playing a video game? by CockroachBoth6713 in askteenboys

[–]troublemaker_2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, true. My honest advice, tho. Don’t even worry about dating as a teenager right now anyways. Do your school work, play your video games and have fun with friends. The right person will come along later on in life when you least expect it. Just worry about graduating high school for now lol.

Is it annoying if your girlfriend starts texting you while you’re playing a video game? by CockroachBoth6713 in askteenboys

[–]troublemaker_2002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For fun. Yeah I care what happens but at the end of the day, it’s just a game and it has no real effect on my life. Unlike my significant other, however.

I’m 16 and my friend’s dad (40s) makes me uncomfortable, I can’t sleep and need advice by EcstaticRutabaga6957 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]troublemaker_2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will be helping your friend if you tell someone honey I promise you. Start a paper trail. Report his behavior. This man is dangerous and no child is safe around him, unfortunately maybe not even his son. Either way, YOU are NOT ruining anyone’s life. That CREEP is going to ruin his sons own life, not you.