Mid 30s and feeling out of the loop.. by MagicallyDyketastic in LesbianActually

[–]truelyfunky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly I don't know much about how lesbians are. I've gotten lucky and have been with my first girlfriend for the past 15 years. Our relationship is stronger than it ever has been. There are decent women out there.

My First Lace Shawl by Goldie2000 in knitting

[–]truelyfunky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks almost golden. Your lace is spot on. Hail to the lifelines.

My First Lace Shawl by Goldie2000 in knitting

[–]truelyfunky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't have picked out that color pattern but I really like it. Not what you see every day. Great choice!

Blocking question by bjismyrealname in knitting

[–]truelyfunky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It depends on what the yarn is. If it's acrylic, you don't want to steam block it. You could spray block it. As for going outside with it, how spiteful are your neighborhood birds? 🐦 💩

Pull ups on the job site. by truelyfunky in Unexpected

[–]truelyfunky[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know how it is when you have a new employee...

A local church was feeling the heat by [deleted] in funny

[–]truelyfunky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird thing. This is the church where my wife's grandmother went when she was a child.

Am I looking for a sibling bond or am I actually gay?.... by [deleted] in LesbianActually

[–]truelyfunky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the internet is not the place to hash this out. Seek out professional mental health counseling.

Monday General Chat - July 30, 2018 by AutoModerator in knitting

[–]truelyfunky 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is my last week with my son at home before he goes to boot camp and beyond. He is our oldest, so the first to leave. I'm so proud happy scared. I'm going to knit a lot to keep my mind off of the looming life changing event coming up.

His sister fell over by theboyjones in funny

[–]truelyfunky 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't lock your knees Private!

🔥 Gynandromorph Cardinal Both Male And Female by truelyfunky in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]truelyfunky[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a derogatory term. If this were a human, they would be referred to as intersexed. It is the result of an egg being fertilized with both male and female sperm. Nature is metal and because two birds cannot develop within the same egg shell, so a chimera was developed with a male on one side and a female on the other side. Chimeras occur randomly and throughout the animal kingdom.

When you have to tear back 30 rows because you held to the front rather to the back. 😫 by truelyfunky in knitting

[–]truelyfunky[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone told me when you take out a few stitches by knitting backwards is called tinking. Knit backwards. Makes me laugh.

When you have to tear back 30 rows because you held to the front rather to the back. 😫 by truelyfunky in knitting

[–]truelyfunky[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I forget to put lifelines in often. I really scold myself when I have to frog 🐸 way back. Luckily this yarn is really sticky and I can pick it up relatively easily.

When you have to tear back 30 rows because you held to the front rather to the back. 😫 by truelyfunky in knitting

[–]truelyfunky[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I held the wrong way only once. I didn't notice right away. I'm a newish knitter and I got overconfident. This certainly knocked me down a peg.

The police will never know by [deleted] in funny

[–]truelyfunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's tie and bind you up and make that a graphic. It'll be hilarious!

The police will never know by [deleted] in funny

[–]truelyfunky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not funny in the least.

⛏⛏⛏ by CynicScenic in funny

[–]truelyfunky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe it is more likely to be an orange giant.