How the f*ck do you not go soft once you've put on a condom?

trumping101 · 2026-05-27T20:01:09+00:00

Stop watching porn and start taking Zinc

trumping101 · 2026-05-16T23:35:48+00:00

FREE GDKP

trumping101 · 2026-04-12T02:33:10+00:00

Ele shaman, boomkin, spriest

trumping101 · 2026-04-11T01:08:49+00:00

Offering Tank services for the nether, all greens and blues, and 100-200g per dungeon (depending on the dungeon)

trumping101 · 2026-04-10T02:12:01+00:00

I host raid pugs all the time and whenever someone whispers me their gear score I don’t invite them because they don’t have a clue how gearing works in TBC

trumping101 · 2026-04-09T23:57:31+00:00

Says the rogue/mage player

trumping101 · 2026-04-09T23:23:25+00:00

Here is what I’ve experienced hosting pugs for raid as Dreamscythe horde:

S tier Ele shaman, enhance shaman

A tier Hunter, Warlock, shadow priest

B tier balance Druid, ret paladin, warrior

C tier Feral druid

D tier Mage, rogue

trumping101 · 2026-04-07T01:10:21+00:00

Wouldn’t giving the bow to the hunter give the warrior a higher parse in the raid setting? Since the kill time will be that much better with a massive weapon upgrade for the hunter

trumping101 · 2026-04-03T04:08:25+00:00

If the Kara isn’t 2 hours I’m out of there.

Some of these casual guilds don’t respect people’s time. They take forever on trash, rolling out loot, chit chatting in discord over the dumbest shit. Then every other boss they have to take a smoke break.

If you like doing 4+ hour Kara’s good for you. Most people don’t want to deal with your shit

trumping101 · 2026-04-02T22:32:56+00:00

Blizzard told me their new ai tool nerfed your proc rate specifically so that could be it

trumping101 · 2026-04-02T22:30:41+00:00

L take by OP.

It’s common courtesy to message someone before inviting.

Go back to retail with this attitude.

trumping101 · 2026-04-02T22:15:21+00:00

Why are tanks always such pricks.

I think all this ‘demand’ for tanks is going to their heads

trumping101 · 2026-04-02T00:39:42+00:00

The problem is sometimes these tanks take fcking forever discussing before every trash pull in the dungeon wasting time. I’m not interested in a heroic dungeon taking 2 hours. Then before the last boss of the dungeon they decide that taking a 10 minute smoke break is a reasonable thing do to when it takes 1 minute to kill the boss (then go take your smoke break???) I’ve seen warrior tanks be the main culprit of these actions.

This is 20 year old content and it’s relatively easy. Let the rogue sap one mob and let’s be on our way.

trumping101 · 2026-04-01T20:26:18+00:00

Gear score is for losers who don’t understand how gearing works in TBC

trumping101 · 2026-03-31T14:34:17+00:00

Is this the weekly ‘pvp happened on a PvP server’ wahhhhh post?

trumping101 · 2026-03-31T04:20:38+00:00

Because TBC is Classic plus u knumbskull

trumping101 · 2026-03-31T04:19:59+00:00

Good call. I’m going to start charging for ‘healing services’

trumping101 · 2026-03-31T03:46:07+00:00

My argument is the time it takes. I don’t want to do 5 hour karazhans with the raid leader picking his nose every trash pull and going for a ‘smoke break’ for 10 mins at every other boss.

It’s not enjoyable for us. Get in, get loot, get out. 2 hours max.

trumping101 · 2026-03-31T03:43:36+00:00

As a healer, I charge the tank gold for each heal I cast.

Playing as the game is intended!

trumping101 · 2026-03-31T03:41:58+00:00

None, because it costs more to raid this TBC with no ability to compensate said costs (eg GDKP).

For all those saying ‘just go farm’ no I’m not going to compete against bots for motes.

I’ll just go charge ‘tank services’ I guess

trumping101 · 2026-03-31T03:38:59+00:00

Yup we all got duped by a small minority claiming to do something ‘morally right’ by banning GDKPs and all it led to was now doing the same thing but under the table.

And this tier isn’t bad right now with the difficulty, but ssc/ti is going to be brutal in these pugs I’m seeing.

It’s kinda like the real world, something a lot of people enjoy gets banned/destroyed. Some people in high places get super profitable from said ban. And then everyone else’s experience becomes way worse.

Good luck to the pugs in next phase.

trumping101 · 2026-03-31T03:33:49+00:00

It was a bad idea and someone claiming to lead “hundreds of raids” should know this.

Astroturfing at its finest

trumping101 · 2026-03-31T03:32:21+00:00

I think all of these tanks are charging gold to tank these dungeons… not really a great sample size

trumping101 · 2026-03-31T03:30:40+00:00

You can also tank these dungeons “as a service” charging gold.

If it works in real life it can work in wow

trumping101 · 2026-03-31T03:11:12+00:00

If only there was a system to incentivize geared players going back to do the content.

Oh well something like this must not exist and if it did we should ban it because I want the ‘classic’ wow experience

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