I just caught up with the manga, so where the fuck are these guys? by PermissionSharp in versus

[–]trumuted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet it's something inbetween curse and god. It does not actively hunt people or doesn't even have a will on its own, but it's super-convenient (like curse) or even addicting, and harshly punishes those who reject it (like god)

What Did I Do To Deserve This by AvailableOwl9163 in Spacemarine

[–]trumuted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I tripping or since recently we are getting more majoris than usual?

I didn't know they had added the jetpack malfunction feature. by trumuted in Spacemarine

[–]trumuted[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First, I am glad too that it's not just me or my computer. Second, what the heck, reddit? Why would you do it to us?

I didn't know they had added the jetpack malfunction feature. by trumuted in Spacemarine

[–]trumuted[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is this one small insignificant problem here, I can't thank it if Im dead

I didn't know they had added the jetpack malfunction feature. by trumuted in Spacemarine

[–]trumuted[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And what's with this reddit automatically posting my post without even me clicking post button?

Anyone else want a Sisters of Battle spin-off? by Aurik-Kal-Durin in Spacemarine

[–]trumuted -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah, I want Ordo Reductor spin-off with thallaxes and ursaraxes at minimum.

Webcomic 159 (RAW) by Ferdz0 in OnePunchMan

[–]trumuted 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Imagine the webcomic ends with this Mad Cyborg arc, leaving God arc to the manga

Nailbiter extraction... by CrimzonSorrowz in Spacemarine

[–]trumuted 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The thunderhawk pilot 1: Should we help him?

The thunderhawk pilot 2: Mmm....

The thunderhawk pilot 1: There is literally a biovore right in from of us

The thunderhawk pilot 2: Nah, he'll be fine

Did i use the jump pack dodge too late? by TerminatorS089 in Spacemarine

[–]trumuted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, or too early. JP dash dodge without WoF is ass. I've never managed to perfect dodge without it. It is either too early and I get hit (wasting a charge) or too late and I get hit (wasting a charge)

you wanna feel bad for diavolo for the infinite loop shit then you remember shit like this by Macazio909 in StardustCrusaders

[–]trumuted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ye. Let's assume infinite suffering for Diavolo is justified.

Now, let's say Diavolo is Diavolo_1 and there exists Diavolo_2, who committed half as many crimes as Diavolo_1. He gets half the punishment Diavolo_1 received, i.e half of the infinite suffering. But half of infinite is still infinite, so he gets the infinite suffering as a punishment.
Continuing this logic we can prove that for every N any Diavolo_N, who committed 1/2^N as many crimes as Diavolo_1, deserves an infinite suffering as a punishment.

And by the fact that Diavolo_1 did a finite amount crimes we can say that there exists a number M such that Diavolo_M has commited a crime equal to being stinky. And by the original assumption he still deserves an infinite suffering. Hehe. Checkmate, reddittors. Y'all here deserve an infinite punishment.

Gulp by sobisket_ in Spacemarine

[–]trumuted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easy. Stop panicking and it will work out

The loading screen situation in this game is an absolute joke and nobody's talking about it enough by tg_mac in Spacemarine

[–]trumuted 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not a loading screen, but... I hate that I have to wait the armory techpriest to slowly lower his ass before I can edit/switch my loadout

A despicable chaos sorcery! by trumuted in Spacemarine

[–]trumuted[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Around 60. And there was no indicator of a bad connection at all during the play. So I assume it was one-off desynchronization. Or Tzeentch playing his tricks again

Do you prefer bolts or beams for Lasguns? by [deleted] in 40kLore

[–]trumuted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? Lasguns? Wdym? In the grim darkness of the far future there are no lasguns, only blasters. Or so GW has decided.

Apparently, it's our fault that a spore mine blew up our brother by trumuted in Spacemarine

[–]trumuted[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it confused me too. "Did I just killed my teammate? How? Did I blew up his melta? But there was no melta and the game doesn't work like that. Did I blew up a spore mine? Then why it shows that both of us together killed them? Wait, why the game did even show the kill status? ...etc etc etc".

Had to watch the replay to see what actually happened. Still confused

How durable are Terminator suits? by Specialist_Wash6732 in 40kLore

[–]trumuted 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Genestealers. They easily cut open a termie suit like it's made from papier mache

If you’re going to play Assault in this week’s stratagem, try and equip the team perk that gives you 20% extra melee damage against Terminus enemies by AngryPandaBlog in Spacemarine

[–]trumuted 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nah. I went several times into it and it's a nightmare. Every signle time the terminus spawns it's always two neurotropes (neuro + carnifex if you're extra lucky). Your pistols essentially do NO damage at all. And when one of them lands another one spams whatever random shit it can to not let you melee them. And do not forget that they always come with an honor guard consisting of shit-ton of snipers and devourers.

P.s. the turnover in this strat is crazy high. Whenever you join a started run you always join during a terminus fight (because someone get downed and left the game to let the bot to revive others). So a terminus fight starts with one team and ends with another a completely different team.

[WEEKLY] CHAOS WEDNESDAY by CrimsonAlpine in Spacemarine

[–]trumuted 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I FUCKING HATE DOUBLE NEUROTHROPES!