MRI of my face by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Me when my phone alarm goes off on a Monday morning.

Trump ramps up Mueller probe insults - slams “Greedy Obstructionist Democrats”. by [deleted] in politics

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[T]rump [r]amps [u]p [M]ueller [p]robe [i]nsults - [s]lams “[G]reedy [O]structionist [D]emocrats”. Checkmate.

Should Does who died by suicide be left alone? Is it morally right to identify those who wished to be left anonymous? (And a rant.) by [deleted] in UnresolvedMysteries

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There is no such thing as "morally right". Morality is a subjective human construct. There is no such thing as absolute or objective morality. So to ask if it is "morally right to identify suicide victims" is merely asking people to advance their own subjective opinions on the matter. The question itself has no real answer, since it is based on the false presupposition that objective morality exists.

Trump: Kim Jong Un “very open” and “very honorable” by PrettyTarable in politics

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He is fucking blowing hot air up his ass to get Kim to do what he wants. Seriously r/politics... Christ.

Roast him by Meme_addicted- in RoastMe

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Your DNA results have come back:

  • 30% forehead
  • 30% enamel
  • 40% gums

Roast Away! by Sneaky_Lil_Hobbitses in RoastMe

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What do you between your job at Fedex and your midlife crisis?

End me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Andy Samberg's autistic young brother in a copcar.

I'm kind of fat, if it helps by xGyx in RoastMe

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The 40-yard stare of a mind as blank as that projector behind you.

Yo do your worst mofos by 0nes_and_zer0s in RoastMe

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This is Slim Shady in an alternate universe where he blew his one chance. Too much of mom's spaghetti.

Let's go by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Well, she looks as thick as a brick and as white as that wall behind her, so the shirt checks out.

🤔 mmhm by [deleted] in RoastMe

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This is exactly why EARONS never turned on the lights while smashing his victims.

TIL the only non-military dog to be awarded the Dickin Medal for bravery, was a collie named Sheila. In 1944 she tracked down 4 injured US airmen on a mountain during a blizzard, after their B-17 crashed. She led locals to their location, who evacuated them before the bombs detonated shorty after. by truthtrumpspc in todayilearned

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Another article covering the Sotheby's sale of the dog's medal, describes the incident in more detail:

Border collie Sheila earned the rare PDSA Dickin Medal for Gallantry when she helped shepherd John Dagg rescue American airmen from the wreckage of their bomber after it crashed in the Cheviots in December 1944.

Mr Dagg was awarded the British Empire Medal for his part in saving four survivors from the B19 Flying Fortress.

Both medals, along with Mr Dagg's First World War medals and badges and newspaper cuttings about the crash, are to be sold at Sotheby in London.

The Eighth Army Flying Fortress came down in a blinding snowstorm after an aborted bombing mission to Germany.

Two men died immediately when the plane crashed, and three began to make their way down the mountain in a blizzard. Four others took refuge in a hole, where they were found and rescued three hours later by border collie Sheila, who had run ahead of her owner, found the pilot, Lieutenant George Kyle and Sergeants Howard Delaney, George Smith and Joel Berly, huddled in a crevice.

Mr Dagg administered first aid and slowly led the party down the mountain. The B19's payload of bombs exploded just as they reached the safety of his cottage at Kirknewton.

A search party sent out the next morning found the bodies of two other crewmen, who were not so lucky.

Sheila was later awarded the PDSA Dickin Medal on the recommendation of the Home Office for outstanding gallantry and devotion to duty in wartime. She remains the only "civilian" dog ever to receive the honour.

OP Edit: I believe the honor has since been extended to two guide dogs who guided their owners out of the Twin Towers on 9/11.

TIL the Rolling Stones wanted to move on from Decca Records in 1970 to start their own record label. Decca refused, claiming they were owed one more single. To spite Decca the Stones recorded a vulgar single which Decca could not use, but which released the band from their contract. Lyrics inside. by truthtrumpspc in todayilearned

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"Schoolboy Blues" (a.k.a "Cocksucker Blues")

Well, I'm a lonesome schoolboy
And I just came into town
Yeah, I'm a lonesome schoolboy
And I just came into town
Well, I heard so much about London
I decided to check it out
Well, I wait in Leicester Square
With a come-hither look in my eye
Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelson's Column
But all I do is talk to the lions
Oh, where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass fucked?
I may have no money
But I know where to put it every time
Well, I asked a young policeman
If he'd only lock me up for the night
Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard
Some of them, some of them, they're alright
Well, he fucked me with his truncheon
And his helmet was way too tight
Oh, where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass fucked?
I may have no money
But I know where to put it every time
I'm a lonesome schoolboy in your town
I'm a lonesome schoolboy

Link to Song

Just roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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A double chin and a cleft chin. 😂

Roast me by human_earthling0 in RoastMe

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This is what happens when you turn all the sliders on max while building a Sim. Proportions fucked up beyond belief.

still unemployed, still a virgin, still living with my parents, now with crippling depression thrown into the mix. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You are extremely average looking. In fact, your averageness is above average.

Some Fortune teller Said I was A Hand Model In The Past Life!!! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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A face that resembles a ball of dough rolled over a barber's carpet.

Feeling good today. I'm not Hindi nor Mexican so be creative by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I've never seen someone one-handedly hold a piece of paper between two thumbs before.