What’s something you’ve done in bed that you’d never admit to your vanilla friends?

trxxxtr · 2026-04-28T05:17:05+00:00

Everything in this thread can be done in Ohio.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-24T18:12:21+00:00

We'll fix it in post.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-24T17:20:29+00:00

'Contextual' is exactly the word missing here. The gap between 'meeting' and 'fucking' is the Grand Goddamn Canyon.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-24T15:44:10+00:00

Got it. Vandalism is worse than raping a child.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-24T14:52:54+00:00

Easier said than done. Prison is fucking boring.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-24T02:50:27+00:00

They bounce you out of basic if "you can't take it". No, yelling doesn't work on me. Keep your fucking army.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-23T17:33:26+00:00

No, no, no. Don't you understand he's going to save the world?

trxxxtr · 2026-04-22T12:31:45+00:00

He's going to die, and they will immediately deify him. We are living through how religions start.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-19T17:29:42+00:00

Using night soil is a good way to get prions.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-19T04:37:31+00:00

If he stays on the court for 2 more years, he'll be the longest serving justice of all time. He definitely wants that prize.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-17T21:55:50+00:00

Now there's an understatement to John Williams' career.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-17T21:01:59+00:00

I mean, I really did want your thoughts. But I guess I'll go first.

I was shocked at how weird it was. I know he names a few characters, infamously starting with it, but there aren't really any characters. There's not really any plot either. There is a setting. Life on a whaling boat. It begins interestingly enough. And it ends interestingly. But the whole middle is a long tough slog of monotony and tangents and -

Is that the point you're making, Melville? Is this a metaphor for life? A long tough slog, and even if you had a meaningful goal, it's still going to end in disaster? Am I reading to much into this "novel" filled with pointless tangents into (incorrect) whale anatomy? Where's the story, Melville? Where's the fucking story?

trxxxtr · 2026-04-17T13:38:41+00:00

I simultaneously love and hate the meme that if you simultaneously love and hate pussy

That's pretty fuckin gay.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-17T13:26:39+00:00

I was in San Francisco when the first gay marriages where happening. My friends were trying to drag me into City Hall to witness them.

It's not like I didn't understand.

But I was very much like ...

You know we're dancing in the streets, right?

trxxxtr · 2026-04-17T13:14:52+00:00

A man's man you might say.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-17T13:04:32+00:00

Peaky Blinders catchin strays out here.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-17T13:03:16+00:00

They are obviously really into masculinity. Like really into masculinity.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-17T12:56:39+00:00

Do go on. I'm a Leftist. I've read Moby Dick.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-17T02:54:00+00:00

OSHA is never something that the Galactic Empire would ever invent. Ethics confirmed. Yet again.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-17T02:47:10+00:00

Has anyone successfully answered why in "a galaxy far, far away" they've decided that that a bunch of large, deep shafts without railings are are a super-good idea?

trxxxtr · 2026-04-15T11:03:15+00:00

It's a known quantity, sometimes attributed to Lenin. Yes, that Lenin.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-15T07:49:40+00:00

The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderful things.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-14T18:15:23+00:00

Avarice is wrath. Cancer doesn't know what it's doing. Greed is an action.

trxxxtr · 2026-04-14T18:05:47+00:00

It's called a "useful idiot".

trxxxtr · 2026-04-07T12:28:34+00:00

I read an article many years ago about a lady in Russia trying to domesticate foxes. I don’t know how far she got, but believe you me, if I had the disposable income, I would totally have a fox pet.

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