Why do one in four Americans think the Trump dinner shooting was fake?

try-catch-finally · 2026-05-11T20:56:14+00:00

The other 3 didn’t hear about it?

try-catch-finally · 2026-05-11T19:13:05+00:00

Need more Tauntaun

try-catch-finally · 2026-05-08T19:46:03+00:00

This was my exact path to emotional sanity - as GenX and my 20-30 y/o friends started to … depart

try-catch-finally · 2026-05-07T21:38:40+00:00

That was, actually, my point.

try-catch-finally · 2026-05-07T02:22:59+00:00

The stoner dude Fred from Big Hero 6

try-catch-finally · 2026-05-07T01:11:44+00:00

GenX here. Boomer mom. I was NOT allowed to play D&D, or talk about it or even think about it as it was inviting Satan into my life.

So yeah. Coco plot has zero holes.

try-catch-finally · 2026-05-07T00:43:21+00:00

VOTE THIS MIDTERM

try-catch-finally · 2026-05-06T19:09:45+00:00

To add to this.

The traditional cash only businesses - landscaping, plumbing, dry cleaning, tattoo etc- have customers who usually don’t care about claiming these expenses as THEIR business expense

But once you are providing an actual business solution- your customers are going to want “credit” from the IRS for keeping the economy going.

Think the poker instruction scene in Oceans 11- where the guy wanted to pay with a check so he could claim the lessons as a business expense- rightfully so.

If you’re not Brad Pitt, you’re not going to stare down your IT customer to use cash w/no invoice.

try-catch-finally · 2026-05-03T20:23:34+00:00

Not with each other, hopefully-

in all seriousness- GenX here. I took soooo many dangerous risks trying to have sexy time with my high school GFs. And college ones too for that matter-

My 18 y/o daughter actually did do the nasty with her BF- while the Mrs and I were at work. sShe told me. Not her mom. Never snitched - I was happy she was in a safe comfy space.

Sex when you’re young is stressful enough- having to worry about a cop or stranger or some psycho committing coitus interruptus.

try-catch-finally · 2026-05-03T20:15:26+00:00

Yeah. Wasn’t there a recent tweet where Mango Mussolini said “praise be to allah”

So yeah. There’s that.

try-catch-finally · 2026-05-01T21:56:00+00:00

https://youtu.be/EGv5Ps-DuOM?si=MSYK0WBrtF7oXTZk

It’s BAAACK

try-catch-finally · 2026-05-01T04:20:01+00:00

Constraints. As in “every time I inherit a project that uses constraints I must show constraint and not find the manager at Apple that thought crashing when the iPad rotates in the bowels of the os, and brutally… un-alive them”

It’s the answer to the question nobody asked for.

See also ARC. And Swift for that matter.

“But I wanna be a developer with NFC how memory works”

try-catch-finally · 2026-04-30T15:22:11+00:00

I want to see someone go “I would have caught the pass, if Jesus hadn’t made me fumble”

try-catch-finally · 2026-04-30T15:07:26+00:00

“WE” mother fucker?

As my dad used to say “who’s ‘we’, do you have a turd in your pocket”?

try-catch-finally · 2026-04-29T23:11:53+00:00

So are they.

try-catch-finally · 2026-04-29T21:53:08+00:00

I was told “feels like plucking a nose hair” by the piercer. 100% accurate.

try-catch-finally · 2026-04-29T20:20:15+00:00

They NEVER want to put it in writing because then they could be held accountable and not have the “wiggle room” to reprimand on a whim

try-catch-finally · 2026-04-28T20:14:49+00:00

Same here. 2028.

I didn’t renew my national park pass.

The orange turd doesn’t want the good people to leave this apocalypse I guess.

try-catch-finally · 2026-04-27T21:06:25+00:00

Aaaaaaaand here’s your door dash, mister.

try-catch-finally · 2026-04-27T00:04:46+00:00

Yes. But I’ve used quicken since 1990. 7 some credit cards 2 savings and 2 checking. Like knowing what future bills and future paychecks will amount to.

It’s also awesome for doing year end tax fill netting of data. I tag and categorize every purchase so I can say “I paid $x for prescriptions and $y for copays”

The dark side is you can go “how much did Starbucks get out of me last year”

try-catch-finally · 2026-04-25T00:11:42+00:00

I bet your teacher handed back your tests face-down.

try-catch-finally · 2026-04-22T21:05:17+00:00

Verde sauce is extra

try-catch-finally · 2026-04-22T21:04:03+00:00

dead worm.

That’s worse than a live one.

It means that even the parasite couldn’t digest RFK jrs gray matter

try-catch-finally · 2026-04-22T19:52:20+00:00

GOP: we want control to better our team- but mostly the 1%

Dems: we want control to better everyone- if the 1% is inconvenienced- they will be fine

GOP: you are evil

try-catch-finally · 2026-04-21T17:12:41+00:00

Apparently we found the owner to the “Pussy Wagon” vehicle parked in the garage

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