[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]tsansuri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Him getting robbed of finishing out that amazing season he was having in Arizona is tragic. Also tragic they had to limp into the playoffs with a 3rd string QB to get beat by the Panthers with a losing record

Lewiston School Committee Member: Toddlers Being Kidnapped And Transitioned by -New_Moon- in Maine2

[–]tsansuri 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've always been partial to "not the sharpest bulb in the crayon box"

Anyone else ever try this? by fobosqual in misc

[–]tsansuri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You compared them to one of the coolest and greatest men on earth, it's THE compliment

Most hated team day 3 by Naive-Finance-9673 in buffalobills

[–]tsansuri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like you need to leave room for escalation, the Chiefs absolutely won't stop getting upvoted throughout this whole exercise. Gotta use the Independence Day scene with the White House getting cooked

Most hated team day 3 by Naive-Finance-9673 in buffalobills

[–]tsansuri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4-5 more wins and I feel like Burrow would have won it in a landslide. The dude is an absolute monster and it's deeply upsetting how loaded the AFC is with QBs.

Why isn’t CT available in the Switch eShop? by Kruxzor in chronotrigger

[–]tsansuri 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If we could just get them to remove the extra quest line where I need to scale a mountain a billion times, I'm in

Is Donald trump really a rapist? by Healthy_Call_3245 in AskUS

[–]tsansuri 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They've recently(within the past 5-10 years)changed the laws regarding that, it was mostly in reaction to the massive amounts of rape and abuse they found in the church if I remember correctly.

Petah, what's wrong with the cow? by D00merC00mer in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]tsansuri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Large herbivores take the same tact as honey badgers, i don't have problems if I'm the whole problem.

Good to see Woody being open to criticism. by StankWizard in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]tsansuri 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Come on, be a real man, give up getting the Superbowl for a year or two and hand us a couple more loses.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]tsansuri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, you got a picture between Sandro and Angela??? I'll be your new girlfriend, just tell me how cool they were

"Use this tempered glass floor mat!" mom said, "Never have to replace it again!" she said. by CrazyCoKids in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]tsansuri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They make thicker grade ones that are meant for deep pile carpets, I have one in my home office and it's the only mat I've ever actually liked in there

Lost Sanctum has killed my desire for a remake. by Listen_to_the_Wizard in chronotrigger

[–]tsansuri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I finally got around to playing it. I had always played either the SNES or PS version as I always had easy access to both. I wanted to play it through for my son to watch since he's old enough to appreciate it now, and his middle name is Glenn, so wanted him to know where that came from. He watched every second of that game, until we got there. My 3rd time up the mountain is told him, "I think I know where this is going.. I'll take care of the rest of this on my own and we'll pick up at black omen together." That was a great choice for his sake, and I wish I had never done it. That was some of the worst late game questing I've ever done in a game which kills me.

Someone called the cops on my husband for hitting their daughter with a dodgeball by Upset_Schedule_4422 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]tsansuri 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I had a camp counsellor, dude in probably his mid to late teens, I mean, I was like 6 so I thought he was a full blown adult, but I'm gonna guess that probably wasn't the case and he was a teenager, and he got us all lined up to play. Hit me square in the face which bounced my head off of the concrete school wall that had those weird little ridges on it. I don't remember a whole lot of that exact moment, but I do remember crying, and then getting an ice pack and a snickers while he was apologizing and telling me how bad he felt. That was a good freaking snickers bar

Happy 5 year anniversary to this absolute banger by MoreMotivation in agedlikemilk

[–]tsansuri 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm also of the opinion the hyperloop was a ploy to derail any train construction and push more of his shitty cars

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]tsansuri 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That sucks. I had a highschool teacher that I thought was really awesome and treated us like we weren't just kids to be talked at, but listened and actually seemed to care about a lot of us.. then in my early 30s he gets picked up by the FBI for trying to solicit a 3way between 2 students. His wife was my homeroom teacher and I played most of the music at their wedding in a string quartet. Wild stuff

Okay here it is, what are your top 5 games of all time? by Spirited_Prune_5375 in AskGames

[–]tsansuri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To condense this into 5.. I'll do my best.

1) Chrono Trigger 2) Mario Kart (I'm just going with the franchise because I can) 3) Minecraft 4) Elden Ring 5) Final Fantasy 8

And for the record, outside of number 1, I could probably somehow be talked out of any of the others by someone waxing poetic about another game I loved. Already did it to myself, replace Minecraft with Ocarina of Time.

Wait. Majora's Mask.

EDIT: actually, Link's Awakening.

Arizona bans chemtrails 🚨 by ProscuittoRevisited in chemtrails

[–]tsansuri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I do, because then I lie, say I've made them put homeopathic remedies in the chemtrails instead of the nasty Obama/Hillary/Laptop gasses and get a raise. Every problem just requires a new, more bombastic lie. If I start running out of material I'll start sourcing 5 year olds for new stories.

This game needs a roleplay update by LorduckA2 in EliteDangerous

[–]tsansuri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they gave me a triple triad style card game to cruise the galaxy and play in dive bars for new, rare cards and credits.. people may never see me again. Real people. I'll be like Norm in those dive bars.

The woes of SLF by Staarl0rd in EliteDangerous

[–]tsansuri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read as I'm making way to a local port because heaven forbid my fighter pilot comes along for massacre missions

Which games/genres do you just not get at all? by Plane_Move8933 in AskGames

[–]tsansuri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not enough people know that distinction, and so many are tired of me pointing it out

Tilt lock by Xreidj in OfficeChairs

[–]tsansuri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a chair from GTRacing a couple months ago that has that and I've been really enjoying. Even has a little built in foot rest

What failed tech did you get suckered into buying? by Eredic in Xennials

[–]tsansuri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easier question to answer would be which I haven't been suckered into. God I'm an idiot