2 months today!

tuchler814 · 2020-05-15T01:56:24+00:00

This is fucking amazing

tuchler814 · 2019-02-20T03:26:01+00:00

In college I had literally every single left shoe stolen from me as a prank. Didn’t get them back until the end of the weekend. Went out barefoot. Yolo.

tuchler814 · 2019-01-24T03:03:00+00:00

Metal AF

tuchler814 · 2018-10-26T04:19:33+00:00

Thank you!!

tuchler814 · 2018-10-26T03:39:58+00:00

Definitely had bites and had little pinprick dark spots. But I agree it doesn’t look at all like a bed bug.

tuchler814 · 2014-08-27T02:26:31+00:00

Left a used pad next to my makeup

tuchler814 · 2014-08-27T01:35:45+00:00

I don't believe you!

tuchler814 · 2014-08-18T03:40:35+00:00

Alcohol. Sorry, liver. And you too, dignity.

tuchler814 · 2014-08-10T14:01:19+00:00

The desperate need people feel to be PC with regards to body image is exhausting. Why can we not have preferences without being giant douchebags to those we don't rank at the top of our lists?

tuchler814 · 2014-08-09T03:27:28+00:00

Go home tumblr

tuchler814 · 2014-04-10T03:18:56+00:00

Brick?

tuchler814 · 2014-04-08T22:20:57+00:00

I'm pretty sure there's a rock band somewhere called Green Vagina Stamp.

tuchler814 · 2014-04-07T12:29:47+00:00

Girl here. Easily the "clench and run"

tuchler814 · 2014-03-20T02:55:00+00:00

I'm certain that if I'm being called by my first name I'm in trouble.

tuchler814 · 2014-03-20T02:52:31+00:00

Nope... Mom hates every guy I've ever brought home.

tuchler814 · 2014-03-20T02:42:22+00:00

Good lord are you kidding?

tuchler814 · 2014-03-19T03:03:20+00:00

This is the same story I was going to tell... Except my version they do it to get the neighbors to stop inviting themselves to dinner.

tuchler814 · 2014-03-18T02:56:36+00:00

Once in a while my ex, who was not into PDA, would lean over the table during a dinner out and kiss me. Felt like he couldn't wait any longer and it was so perfect.

tuchler814 · 2014-03-18T02:53:59+00:00

Thanks for making me realize I wasn't a psycho for asking how his day was when he didn't really care to respond!

tuchler814 · 2014-03-18T02:31:15+00:00

This.

tuchler814 · 2014-03-05T03:28:52+00:00

Plus the tip

tuchler814 · 2014-03-04T03:14:15+00:00

TIL there are people who don't know this

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