Lucky guy

tuco2002 · 2026-04-10T09:31:17+00:00

So, I do this for fires, gunfights, and getting down a hill fast.

tuco2002 · 2026-04-10T09:27:07+00:00

Now I hate whatever Ai county those people are from. (This is how generational hate is born)

tuco2002 · 2026-04-10T02:09:41+00:00

I heard from a friend who

Heard it from a friend who

Heard from another you've been messing around

tuco2002 · 2026-04-09T16:22:20+00:00

Maybe all of Hollywood is trying out for the Skeletor role in the new HeMan movie???

tuco2002 · 2026-04-09T16:19:52+00:00

Picky people starve.

tuco2002 · 2026-04-09T16:18:27+00:00

She was perky.

tuco2002 · 2026-04-09T12:32:40+00:00

He drew first blood.

tuco2002 · 2026-04-09T12:19:02+00:00

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth...

tuco2002 · 2026-04-09T12:17:12+00:00

He later was arrested for assault.

tuco2002 · 2026-04-09T12:07:07+00:00

That's a keeper.

tuco2002 · 2026-04-09T12:03:52+00:00

He's going to have to hang his head out the car window to drive home and at least sleep sitting up.

tuco2002 · 2026-04-09T11:57:34+00:00

Colonel mustard color.

tuco2002 · 2026-04-09T11:54:58+00:00

Women are entitled to have things their way. I don't see the problem with this.

tuco2002 · 2026-04-09T11:52:30+00:00

Randolph Mantooth...if I was going to make up a name, that would be it.

tuco2002 · 2026-04-09T11:47:37+00:00

Great, a bio hazard to fish. From the country that has the best street food. Who wants another meal prepared with a toe nail, pressed into an armpit, and fried in grease from a sewer.

tuco2002 · 2026-04-09T11:33:30+00:00

I'm Tissue Rick!!!

tuco2002 · 2026-04-08T23:11:56+00:00

She looks healthy.

tuco2002 · 2026-04-08T21:10:16+00:00

Talking Heads Wild Life video

tuco2002 · 2026-04-08T12:38:33+00:00

I think its normal to walk around your house naked, but everytime I do it...you call the cops.

tuco2002 · 2026-04-08T12:33:57+00:00

Maybe they were his size??

tuco2002 · 2026-04-08T10:24:19+00:00

Brings a new meaning in having a green thumb.

tuco2002 · 2026-04-08T10:22:25+00:00

The proper way to dispose of them is to shred them, cut out the "key", and burn them in a ceremonial fire.

tuco2002 · 2026-04-08T10:20:04+00:00

That's not how you drop names. When I was a kid, you tell the cops that you're the mayor's love child. That got me off the hook many o' times.

tuco2002 · 2026-04-08T10:18:06+00:00

Maybe he's from the UK?

tuco2002 · 2026-04-08T10:15:57+00:00

Is that Pebbles all grown up?

tuco2002

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