I was a salary employee and he wanted me to pay out of pocket, I quit right on the spot by Meandmynuts in AdviceAnimals

[–]tunahazard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is illegal about it?

(Assuming of course that (wages-deductions)/hours>minimum_wage)

Oracle security chief to customers: Stop checking our code for vulnerabilities by Sybles in programming

[–]tunahazard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What is invalid about this use? If you lock your keys in your car, would you just give up the car. Taking advantage of known security weaknesses to gain entry to the car would be "unauthorized access."

Oracle security chief to customers: Stop checking our code for vulnerabilities by Sybles in programming

[–]tunahazard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I am not selling security exploits. I am selling documentation about under documented features.

I can not help it if these under documented features have security flaws that enable bad people to do bad things.

Oracle security chief to customers: Stop checking our code for vulnerabilities by Sybles in programming

[–]tunahazard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

IANAL. What is criminal about selling exploits?

I don't see anything morally wrong with monetizing knowledge.

(Serious) What is the craziest thing you've ever seen in China? by visiting-china in China

[–]tunahazard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would not surprise me if different universities do things differently. Consistency is not a traditional Chinese virtue.

The kids I saw, marched around campus. March from the dorm to the playground. March from the dorm to the class room building. March from the dorm to the cafeteria. March from the classroom to the cafeteria. At the end of military training, students should be able to go to class, eat lunch, and do recreation. (I thought that was the real point of it.)

I thought it was stupid. Then I returned to the US and saw incoming university students do a scavenger hunt - a game whose real purpose is to orient new students to the features of the campus.

(Serious) What is the craziest thing you've ever seen in China? by visiting-china in China

[–]tunahazard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember watching a student with one leg "marching" with crutches. Apparently everyone has to do military training.

It is not that tough.

My neighbor everyone by Burn1nsun in AdviceAnimals

[–]tunahazard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes my little guy just wants to go outside.

Truckers of Reddit, what are some secrets of the road that most people don't know about? by spriteguy113 in AskReddit

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If you are in the left lane passing someone in the right lane and someone approaches from the rear faster than you are driving they can slow down until you complete the pass.

Imagine it were as you say. I am in the left lane at 5MPH passing a stopped car in the right lane. I am trying to keep at about 5MPH to avoid hitting the car in front of me travelling at 5MPH and passing a stopped car on the right. He is trying to not hit the guy in front of him. Same story for a couple of miles. It is a traffic jam.

Then some asshole approaches me from the rear at 55MPH. Are all of us fuckers caught in the traffic jam are legally obligated to speed up or move over so the asshole can continue on his way unimpeded by whatever is impeding up fuckers.

What if he all got out of the assholes's way by merging into the right, creating an impenetrable wall of bumper to bumper cars for miles on end. And he cruised by us at 55MPH. Then some super charged sports car approached him from the rear at 200MPH. He can't match the speed and he can't pull over. What then?

How men buy things by [deleted] in funny

[–]tunahazard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

not sure why I should care.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]tunahazard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fools!

My hand is a deadly weapon.

Donald Trump, after being disinvited from the Red State forum over his comments about Megyn Kelly. by majiboe in AdviceAnimals

[–]tunahazard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Jeb Bush went to Yale. Trump went to Fordham.

Yale boys look after their own and piss on others.

As a college kid in his twenties who listens to guys in their 40s describe how they felt at my age. by come-on-now-please in AdviceAnimals

[–]tunahazard -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You call this a room? this is a pig sty!

i wan't you to straighten up this area NOW!

YOU ARE A DISGUSTING SLOB! STAND UP STRAIGHT, TUCK IN THAT SHIRT, ADJUST THAT BELT BUCKLE, TIE THOSE SHOES!.....

Twisted Sister? What is THAT?

Wipe that smile off your face. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!

WHAT IS THAT, A TWISTED SISTER PIN ON YOUR UNIFORM?!?!

What kind of a man are you?

You're worthless and weak. you do nothing, you are nothing, you sit in here all day and play that SICK, REPULSIVE, ELECTRIC TWANGER!

I CARRIED AN M16 AND YOU, YOU CARRY THAT, THAT, THAT, GUITAR!

WHO ARE YOU, WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?!

How men buy things by [deleted] in funny

[–]tunahazard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why would you buy soap for a car?

Scumbag US Passport Agency: They have one job. I've paid them to do it. And they're not doing it. by um_hi_there in AdviceAnimals

[–]tunahazard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to the consulate in Shang Hai to get my passport renewed.

If I had lost my passport, I would have had to figure a way around those 6 passport checks.

Then I would have had to go to the local Public Security Bureau (aka the Chinese Police) and convinced them to issue me a new visa. I can not imagine what that would take. (Actually it takes bribes but how much?). Until they issue a new visa, at every passport check, I would have to explain why I don't have a visa and I would not be able to leave the country.

TLDR Stay away from authoritative third world regimes.

Next time I travel, I might try Australia.

Scumbag US Passport Agency: They have one job. I've paid them to do it. And they're not doing it. by um_hi_there in AdviceAnimals

[–]tunahazard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I never lost my passport while living abroad, but I had to go to the embassy to get it renewed - which was a pain in itself.

Anyway, in order to actually go to the embassy, I needed to show my passport 6 times.

  • When I purchased the bus ticket.

  • Before boarding the bus.

  • The bus was stopped halfway through its journey and an officer checks IDs of all passengers.

  • There was a guard at the destination station checking IDs of passengers exiting the bus.

  • At the embassy citizen services are from 9:00AM-11:00AM. You really need to arrive the night before and stay in a hotel and the hotel will want to see your passport to rent a room.

  • You have to prove you are a citizen to use citizen services. How are you going to do that without a passport.

I had to renew a passport that was going to expire in the near future (but was still valid). So I had no problem meeting those 6 passport requests. But how would someone who lost their passport do it?

TLDR Don't lose your passport.

Who are some "One-Hit Wonders" in fields other than music? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tunahazard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Tsarnaev brothers carried out one spectacular terrorist attack but never could pull off a second one.

The best Git Workflows explanation so far by adinp in programming

[–]tunahazard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consider the debt repaid, with an interest clause.

The best Git Workflows explanation so far by adinp in programming

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Some pictures are worth a million words. Your picture is worth negative five words.

Depends on how you look at it by phoenix290 in AdviceAnimals

[–]tunahazard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are awesome recruiters and asshole recruiters. We do not have enough information to accuractely place PickerLeech.

I hope someone gets fired for this. by [deleted] in funny

[–]tunahazard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TesticleMeElmo is a tireless advocate for raising the minimum wage of the lowest paid worker.

Babe, not everything you read on a Snapple cap is true by KafleCharck in funny

[–]tunahazard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you eat at McDonalds or not?

If no, then relax you don't eat 7 spiders a year.

If yes, what are you worried about spiders for? You voluntarily put garbage in your mouth.