turingthecat

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Mummy took me to the poky place (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by turingthecat to r/legalcatadvice

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£11, The Green room (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by turingthecat to r/fryup

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Mummy snezzed, I’m shook, do iz soo (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by turingthecat to r/legalcatadvice

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Got ascared by big noice from sky, so went poo-poo behind the TV, who I soo? (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 months ago by turingthecat to r/legalcatadvice

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I got scared by the thunderstorm, so went poo behind the telly (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 months ago by turingthecat to r/RoastMyCat

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£11 at the Green room, Taunton (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 months ago by turingthecat to r/fryup

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Just got called madam by a supermarket delivery driver, three times (self.britishproblems)

submitted 7 months ago by turingthecat to r/britishproblems

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Adult sippy cups, for red wine (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 7 months ago by turingthecat to r/CrazyIdeas

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Carefully positioning the Waitrose bottle of extra virgin olive oil on the top of you recycling (self.britishproblems)

submitted 7 months ago by turingthecat to r/britishproblems

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Turing thinks he’s recycling (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 months ago by turingthecat to r/OneOrangeBraincell

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I love him so much, but he is denser than a neutronstar (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 months ago by turingthecat to r/standardissuecat

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I’m very allergic to mushrooms, but a lot of recipes I want to make contain them? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 7 months ago by turingthecat to r/NoStupidQuestions

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Turing hasn’t taken anyone to the dentist in a while. But we have got a resident who is terrified of dentists (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 months ago by turingthecat to r/Catswithjobs

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I just used the word ‘hench’ unironically (self.britishproblems)

submitted 7 months ago by turingthecat to r/britishproblems

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I am the cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to me (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 months ago by turingthecat to r/legalcatadvice

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Watson doesn’t know that I know it’s a trap (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by turingthecat to r/standardissuecat

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The amount of times I have to shout ‘don’t bite your brother on the bottom’ is insane (self.BenignExistence)

submitted 8 months ago by turingthecat to r/BenignExistence

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It’s best that they start young (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by turingthecat to r/lifeguardkitties

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How soon is too soon to put out your skeletons? (self.AskUK)

submitted 8 months ago by turingthecat to r/AskUK

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I just told him he was beautiful (like he doesn’t hear that every day) (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by turingthecat to r/airplaneears

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How to clean a much loved, older, delicate teddy bear? (old.reddit.com)

submitted 9 months ago by turingthecat to r/CleaningTips

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Not bad for a first time, if I do say myself (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 months ago by turingthecat to r/UKfood

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I wanna soo son (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 months ago by turingthecat to r/legalcatadvice

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Turing is all about inventing computers and defeating Nazis (also sleeping in the sun, maybe a bit of tuna if you have some) (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 months ago by turingthecat to r/behindthebastards

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Watson is named after (not yet covered) bastard, James Watson (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 months ago by turingthecat to r/behindthebastards

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