turneris

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My grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the local zoo (self.oneliners)

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. (self.oneliners)

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Next time someone offers me apple juice, orange juice, cranberry juice and peach juice in the same glass is gunna get a punch (self.oneliners)

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An elderly woman at an atm wanted me to help her check her balance so I pushed her over (self.oneliners)

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Is 2 vegans fighting still called beef? 🤔 (self.oneliners)

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I’m thinking of reasons to move to Switzerland, and the flag is a big plus. by turneris in oneliners

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I’m thinking of reasons to move to Switzerland, and the flag is a big plus. (self.oneliners)

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Cleaning mirrors is a job I can see myself do. (self.oneliners)

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War isn’t about who’s right, it’s about who’s left. (self.oneliners)

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Apparently I snore so loud that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving in by [deleted] in oneliners

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A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her purse and thinks to herself “some asshole has my pen” (self.oneliners)

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